Salon Facial

[Robinia]

Have you ever had a professional facial done in a salon? Approx how much did you pay, was it worth it & how long did the effect last? I'd never really thought about it until a friend recently mentioned she'd like one so I'm considering going too - we could both do with a bit of cheering up.

[LoftyLottie2]

I had a facial massage which was absolutely lovely and sent me off to sleep, but never a facial as such. Go for it Robinia (preferably with Clive Owen as the beautician)!!

[Robinia]

I'm dialing as I type to see if he's working locally!

haha, thanks Lottie, I'd like it to incorporate massage & treatment preferably...and all for a fiver! Dream on Robi! :o)

[Dolly1308]

I rather fancy thatRobi,this perpetual sunshine is playing havoc with my skin .I'll add another fiver to yours and perhaps we could get Clive Owen!!

[Robinia]

Bonjour lovelies, please come in ...looks like the staff have gone awol so I'll be looking after you today....and everyday...so if you'll be patient, <I'll just sort out some instruments of torture....>

I'll be with you as soon as I can...

Yes, yes, I know it's a bit hot in here, don't start...oh, and miracles I'll attempt, but the not impossible...so if it's surgery you need please, don't ask....

[Robinia]

bloomin heck Dolly you're keen, you can be my first victim....erm, beautiful client. Not got any allergies have you? Some of this stuff's a little retro shall we say...can you spit in this mascara & get it mobile please....I can smell sommink burning....

[Jude123]

Hi Robi thanks for email. How are you on eyebrow sorting out?

[woofgang]

(flops down on couch and slathers on yoghurt and cucumber mask. Takes big slurp out of tall cool drink made from fruit....well mostly from fruit)
HI all.....gosh this is posh and so comfy....
zzzzzzzzzz

[netibiza]

Comes running in totally lout of breathi/i> wow, got here, have been loitering round opther site, silly me. Have just read my emails and Barak Obama and 10 Downing street are following me on Twitter, well, such fame! (if only I really understood it all!) Nothing from Mr Manilow! deep sigh!!

[netibiza]

sorry that's not right - silly old woman

[Robinia]

Welcome ladies...

I'll just wax woofy's top lip before she wakes up

...eyebrows...eyebrows...<flicks through manual>....no problem Jude....just a sec, I can't find me tweezers, last time I used them was to pull the bones out of me kippers....

neti whatchoo on about? Have you been sniffin' the polish remover?

[Jude123]

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[Jude123]

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[jno]

oh my golly, I have been allowed into AB! And all so unnecessary as I have, ahem, already moved beyond beauty.

http://bitcast-a.v1.sjc1.bitgravity.com/break/ dnet/media/2009/3/84%20The%20Fat%20People%20Sp a.jpg

A facelift would be okay, but any more than a face would require a derrick.

Well, the weather has turned absolutely gorgeous here, not a cloud in the sky for the last week, high 70s every day. I have got rid of my wheezing and choking and am enjoying life, going to the beach, drinking fine wines and eating wonderful cuisine for half the UK price... just as I prepare to leave for California. So really, I am just dropping in to make you all puke.

[netibiza]

Hi jno oh that's me sitting in the middle!! I was going to reply to your email but never got round to it, so am glad that you have managed to get to the beauty salon. Now don't disappear again!

[Robinia]

morning wrinklies...what's that smell? Bit like sun oil?
Oh hello jno, lovely to see you in here & glad to hear you're having such a fabulous time in the warm sun <grits teeth, forces smile>
How about having a little special treatment before you toddle off back to the beach?.... <knuckles turning white>...Now don't worry, your little problem's safe with me, I'm the soul of discretion

Oh free Nivvy, thanks Jude but if you walk into the wind here today you look like you've had a face lift .
Where's the 4711? I can't have this place smelling like a tropical paradise...

[Robinia]

oh tut, if business doesn't improve I'll have to start giving them free coffee & biscuits...

some left from xmas I think...

[Dolly1308]

Make that a cappucino and a Tim-Tam (Australian choc, biscuit)and I;ll call in every day Robi. Anyway legs in dire need of waxing also chin!!! Oh the joys of Beauty !

[netibiza]

Morning all , have sent you all a funny email, well I think it's good. Hope shaney can get it this time! Grey overcast here today, so i'm well pleased. Does anyone else play on yoville, it's like having a doll's house, i love it. I know, I know, I should get a life, but I had one and it's worn me out!!

[netibiza]

ps does this salon do facelifts, body tucks, teeth veneers and boob reduction oh and men?? if so sign me up.

[Robinia]

G'day all...have I got a queue? Sorry I'm no advert for the salon but it's a howling hurricane & hail storms out there.

Cappuccino & tim-tams Dolly?...tut...You'll have a mug of whizzed up Camp & a rich tea finger & like it. This is Budget Bonce not Teasy Weasy's ya know.

I'm not qualified to do surgery neti (but I do a mean job with a pair of secateurs for the men, half price Wednesdays).
If it's a reduction you want this is the breast I can do

No time for playing with Yo houses, I've got a real cluttered one one that needs defraggling...wish all I had to do was click a button...