The Banana is Back.

[Bbbananas]

Yo dudes & dudettes. C'est moi reincarnated & arisen.

I've had to be refigured or configured or something. I do like figures, especially when they're black ones in my bank account. Or my figure now I'm well into my fitness campaign. I am at work today in a LBD with a figure like whatsername from Mad Men. Joan? I am Joan of Barking Mad. (Mind you girls, Spanx Hide & Sleek Slip helps tremendously - it all spills out like a crazed blancmange when I take it off at night.)

I've missed you all. Even the stroppy awkward ones xx

[ummmm312]

Don't call Sqad stroppy and awkward...!!! :-) x

[Count-A-Strong]

Bon matin mademoiselle banan.

[Bbbananas]

But he IS stroppy and awkward... and he works very hard at being!

[Bbbananas]

Bon matin Le Conte xx

[ummmm312]

Can't argue with that I suppose :-)

[B00]

Hey 'ow do Salla, wondered where you'd got too, i thought you'd found somewhere better with nicer people innit, then I thought "don't be soft Boo, where's better or nicer than here?" ;-)

Good to have you back

[Bbbananas]

Boo Boo Boo.... how could I ever desert you lot? I am addicted....
Anyway, I like weird & eccentric. Nice can be a tad boring. x

[AB Editor]

Morning, good to see you're back Salla.

[ummmm]

Yay...so am I :-)

[Bbbananas]

Whoa - the ED is pleased I'm back...... now that is interesting.... now ummm - just how naughty do you think I dare to be.... just to see how pleased.....?!!!!

[ummmm]

Go for it...we've missed you :-)

[Dris]

Great to see you back-how bored were you without us to entertain? :)

[Bbbananas]

Bored with a capital B. I didn't even have work to take my mind off the Boredon - cos not much else on the puter would work either. No e-mail, no internet, dicky Word - all software was affected. This was a Mega Virus. In fact, almost terminal. I am lucky to have survived....

[Sqad]

salla...welcome home................... miserable git.

[daftgrandad]

Hi salla,nice to see you back.
Hows Boston ?
Regards dg x

[Sqad]

DG

<<<Hows Boston ? <<<

Difficult question......I´m "stumped"

[Bbbananas]

Boston is still... well... Boston. Fortunately I live in the nice civilised part. And I leave it every weekend.

Talking of huge stumps..... Morning sqadlet. Have you missed me my treasure?

[daftgrandad]

I,ll let salla answer that sqad.
Love the pun ! Boom-Boom

[Sqad]

salla....LOL.....of course I have..............but we have had some "interesting threads". One could leave AB for 5 years and the same people would be saying the same things on the same bloody threads.

[Bbbananas]

I could read them all sqad - just couldn't respond in any way - could not submit questions or answers. I really really really wanted to put my twopenneth in on hippy hoppy's Mistress thread... I was champing at the bit. And I wanted to make comment on Rowan & Redman's upcoming nuptials & surprise engagement.

Luckily I could contact HH on another site....

I shall have to come up with something different and interesting then? At some stage I will enlighten you all about my ratt in my butt story. It is not pleasant but did have the odd comic episode. It is ongoing.