Reading on the throne

[mungbeanz]

I have a problem in that every time nature calls I have to read something, anything at all. It is impossible to go without frantically searching for something to read. An old passport or a bottle of mouthwash, even old receipts. There's only so many times you can read a bank note. Does anyone else have this problem? Or is this strange behaviour?

[Ann]

Ugh - don't even go there - with the public loos debate! I hate them with a vengeance especially queuing and having to go in after someone else has been in there for a very long time .......... say no more ......except warm seat and peg on nose - URRRGGH ........

[boxtops]

I have a friend who will only go to the toilet at home - not even at work - I don't know how she manages.

[Ann]

I'm a bit like that Boxtops - I like my own loo- really miss it when on holiday!!

[crisgal]

i can't poo at work!!

[boxtops]

I don't know how you do it - not a very nice thing to say, but I'll go anywhere, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

[crisgal]

i could never go at school. I would hold it in all day and have terrible stomach ache. crazy i know.

[Ann]

Hey folks - far too much info ..........

[boxtops]

do you know why you couldn't? just curious, I can't imagine it, especially if it made you ill....

[crisgal]

i really don't know!
We went caravanning this summer, and I had to hang around the ladies, like a weird perv, until they were empty!

[Ann]

Crisgal - I'm JUST the same - I try to wait until there is an empty cubicle next door ..........I was the same when I was a little girl my Mum says.

[ELVIS68]

I can pee anywhere but numbers 2`s is saved for home, unless the tortoise is poking his head out then it`s all systems go.

As for reading on the loo at home, yep got to be done

[Ann]

Oh Elvis thats 'orrible!

[Arksided]

That is disgustingly funny and very descriptive Elvis... lol

[nannybooby]

I like a read in the loo inpeace and quiet , unlike the OH who says he can't understand why women cant go on command he says he goes in sits down says what am I here for and goes.....only tim I tried it I laughed so much I couldnt go for days