I have a problem in that every time nature calls I have to read something, anything at all. It is impossible to go without frantically searching for something to read. An old passport or a bottle of mouthwash, even old receipts. There's only so many times you can read a bank note. Does anyone else have this problem? Or is this strange behaviour?
Exactly how long do you people spend on the toilet? The mind boggles!
I and the rest of my family, go in, do what we went in for, and leave again, surely it's not even comfortable sitting on the loo for any length of time?