Suffering From Grandparents?

[allenlondon]

“Ideal bathroom support for the elderly, those with disabilities as well as grandparents.”

So reads the Amazon product information for the Homecraft Toilet Commode frame.

Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation

Nasty disease.

[Mamyalynne]

My Grandchildren might agree, well maybe not just before Christmas ;-)

[woofgang]

there are some brilliant howlers on Amazon

[Theland]

That's good.
(How is Mrs A?)

[THECORBYLOON]

I have a permanent marker pen. On its side it says, "Suitable for use on CD-R, DVD-R, glass, wood, metal, vinyl, plastic etc.
Not suitable for children"

[Mamyalynne]

'Pierce here and stand in boiling water' is not a good instruction to give over the phone.

[Buenchico]

The enemas I have to use before my radiotherapy sessions are labelled "For external use only". I want to ask "How???"

I see lots of firms advertising 'aluminium windows'. Personally, I'll stick to glass ones, as I suspect that it will be a lot easier to see through them ;-)

The swimming pool in central Ipswich used to have a sign in the showers stating "Trunks must be worn always". I've been faithfully following that instruction for years and they're beginning to make me very itchy!

I refuse to follow the instructions that came with my teapot though. I got arrested for indecent exposure when my neighbour complained after the last time I complied: "After use, wash well and stand upside down on draining board"

;-)

[Theland]

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