Omg. Willies Everywhere!

[ladybirder]

I took my dog a walk in Preston Park today for a change. Big mistake. Brighton Naked Bike Ride was there when I arrived. I had no idea why all these men were walking around naked until I saw a sign and loads of police men and women. I didn't see any naked women. Got my dark glasses on so you couldn't see where I was looking. One chap was half hidden behind a car, fully dressed, taking photos of willies unknown to the owners.

Any ABers fancy joining them?

[Tilly2]

Perhaps the photos were for a competition. 'Who owns this one?'
People can claim their prize by 'identifying' themselves.

Yeuk!

[ladybirder]

LOL Tilly, I think that would be difficult for some who had bellies so big I doubt they'd seen theirs for years.

[MissTerious]

It must make for very risky bike riding.

[elliemay1]

Naked Bike Ride sounds painful on the aris!

[Tilly2]

LB, this is getting worse.
Fat naked men. Double yeuk!

[MissTerious]

Yes Yeuuk! What a turn off!!

[elliemay1]

Also you'd need to be careful not to get anything caught in the chain

[choux]

Crossbars might be hot to lean on in the sun...
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/20192850.brighton-naked-bike-ride-take-place-weekend/

[MissTerious]

When God made man why did he stick on such silly looking attachment as an afterthought

[Tilly2]

Well, it had to go outside to keep it cool. It could have gone on his head, I suppose.

[MissTerious]

Lol Tilly. The mind boggles. Gross!

[ladybirder]

Ellie I didn't see one in the slightest danger of getting caught in a bike chain LOL.
Not that I was checking of course.

[Ken4155]

Think on, if it wasn't for willies - fat, thin, long, short, whatevs - none of you would be here :-)

[MissTerious]

True Ken but to most of us ladies men look much more attractive with pants on. ;0)

[ladybirder]

Haha Ken. The first male to answer, well done.
As Brighton is known as the Gay Capital of England, if not the UK, I wonder how many of the appendages on show today have been used for their intended purpose.
Oh that sounds awful, might get removed. Yikes.

[ladybirder]

Yes, pants on Lottie, yes please.

[Tilly2]

Ken...15.52

It takes two to tango!

[Ken4155]

Who mentioned dancing?

[Ken4155]

Ladybirder, "...it's intended purpose." Some still believe it's for stirring their tea with:-))

[William51]

I see there was some women too hanging out with the riders. We must have gender equality.