God he's annoying!!!

[kazzianne]

Boyfriend went away yesterday on business,not back till tomorrow.Missing him loads.I get a txt on my mobile this morning,saw it was from him & expected something along the lines of he'd missed me,couldnt wait to get home,loved me,blah blah blah or something vaguely like that.What do I get? " I think im getting a cold".

Humph!!

[Cheekystar]

oh dear, perhaps you should send an equally un romnatice text back....

"take some paracetemol!"

[raysparx]

Hi kazzi, You will have to live with the consequences of your actions, when you dumped me for him, you said how wonderful he was,now you are seeing the real him, A wimp who moans about a sniffle,it's pathetic, you had your chance with a REAL man and you threw it away,

OOPS, must go iv'e broken a nail typing,must get a pedicure, Bye,take care, Ray xx

[kazzianne]

Ray - ur just the love em and leave em type!!You brute!lol

[SaxyJag]

It's manspeak for "I feel lousy 'cause you're not here." If he really did have a cold then he wouldn't have the strength to pick the phone up and send the text in the first place.

[kazzianne]

aww thanks Saxyjag - you say just the right things!

[mrrobbo15]

.....no no kazzi, u have it wrong.....hes at a port, ....what he meant to say was...'i think im getting a cod'.....he just cant spell !!

...lovely, fresh cod for tea !!

[kazzianne]

of course - how daft of me!! lol

[mrrobbo15]

...in fact ...send urself a txt...saying ' i think im getting a cod'....then wen he gets home....ask him where it is, and that u have based the tea around it lol ....and show him the txt etc lol

[kazzianne]

Robbo - you are mad!lol

[Roughquest]

Hi Kaz,

Does he normally send you squelchy text messages - like he loves you or misses you just for the sake of it, even if he isnt away? If he doesn't some men don't think like us ladies do, fact. They think they are being romantic by even replying no matter what they put in the text....I am sure he is missing you loads, don't worry, men are not the most romantic of creatures where texting is concerned.....play it cool.....but let us know what happens honey...

RQ xx

[kazzianne]

Thanks for that RQ. No he isnt a soppy person face to face particularly,but when he sends txts he normally finishes it with "love you lots" or " c u later sexy",sumthing like that.I know im being a daft old bag - guess little things like that mean more to women in general.,and im feeling sorry for myself!! :(

[jon1968]

Ray, do you type with your feet???

[kazzianne]

lol Jon - very observant!!

[raysparx]

Hi jon & kazzi, No I use One finger,but I clean my toenails out while I am typing,but the butter knife slipped and broke the Nail on my big toe, I say BIG toe cos it's 4 inches across, but I have had it done with a bit of formica. yes kazzi am a male slapper,I reckon it's down to the my mum put my hat on when I was a baby,

I would still take you back kazzi,but youv'e got to dump the wimp first,I won't hang about though,us slappers are in great demand !!!! xx

[mrrobbo15]

...hey kazzi...when he get home ? or do i have to wine n dine you again this evening ??

[kazzianne]

Hiya Robbo - no,he is still away till 2moro nite,so im still home alone! Better check with Raysparx tho - he's a jealous devil!! lol

[Roughquest]

Stop Kazzie, you definitely are not being a 'daft old bag' you are simply a lady, of which us ladies all have an inner soft spot no matter how tough we appear on the surface, we all love to hear ideal words and loving things no matter where or when....you are acting perfectly normal in this....afterall it costs nothing to tell someone how you feel or the occasional hug, and an 'I love you'....we are only human. It will be ok....

BIG HUGS

RQ xx

[kazzianne]

awww RQ - big hugs to you too!.x

[raysparx]

My god kazzi, you put it about more than me, I was just slipping into my tartan wooly Y fronts when your inviting robbo round,oh well a threesomes ok with me,i'll get the jelly babies & the pink handcuffs,Don't forget the pineapple rings,im on my way, YIPEE!!!!!

[kazzianne]

Hi Ray - I think that Robbo read about your two-timing and jumped in there!! So what do you have to say for yourself??!! lol

p.s. dont chill the pineapple rings too much!