God he's annoying!!!

[kazzianne]

Boyfriend went away yesterday on business,not back till tomorrow.Missing him loads.I get a txt on my mobile this morning,saw it was from him & expected something along the lines of he'd missed me,couldnt wait to get home,loved me,blah blah blah or something vaguely like that.What do I get? " I think im getting a cold".

Humph!!

[raysparx]

Kazzi, my life is full of regrets,all i have left is a tin of out of date pineapple & 2 pairs of tartan Y fronts,not much for all the years I put into trying to woo you, I feel very sad now, I will sit in the toilet & sulk, Bye now, in fact, i'm getting angry now, so, Begone you strumpet,you,you ,you, wayward wench!!!

[kazzianne]

oooh,you know you love it Ray - stop playing hard to get!! excuse the pun!!

[raysparx]

ok,I give in.you have me sussed,iv;e never been hard to get, thats life I suppose,some of us men are just sex objects to you forcefull women, what a way to go,!!!

[kazzianne]

Hi guys - he has just txt to say that he loves me lots and misses me,so he is off the hook - for the time being!!

But Ray - now that you have the pineapple rings ready it seems such a waste,so......

[NITA EDWARDS]

At least he text you, my husband can`t text on his phone at all! all he can do is answer it or make a call, but he is 70, bless him!

[raysparx]

kazzi, start spreading the pineapple,i'm on my way,i'll just find my pogo stick and get there asap, don't tell robbo!!! xx