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Why my man thinks hes' a man...
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1. OPENING JARS - I'm struggling. This is where he comes to the rescue.
2. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And all his mates cheer him. It doesn't mean he's popular, it just means his mates are pi$$ed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.
3. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table and 'sculling' two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out whilst I'm still sitting there with a full glass of wine. He's hard.
4. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - Especially every day to make him doubley-hard.
5. HE'S GOT A SCAR ON HIS FACE FROM A FIGHT
2. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And all his mates cheer him. It doesn't mean he's popular, it just means his mates are pi$$ed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.
3. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table and 'sculling' two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out whilst I'm still sitting there with a full glass of wine. He's hard.
4. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - Especially every day to make him doubley-hard.
5. HE'S GOT A SCAR ON HIS FACE FROM A FIGHT
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Nat, I have the sandwich thing too!! If he makes bacon butties at the weekend they're always served up uncut. I have to cut my own. He even spreads butter in a manly way (i.e. a dollop in the middle of the bread, completely foresaking the edges).
I would also like to add to the list:-
16. EASTERN EUROPEANS - being proud of the fact that he can spot them a mile away. Especially the Polish ones.
17. PIKIES - being proud of the fact that he can spot "do as you likies" a mile away. And even better, knowing 1 or 2 of them.
18. CLOTHES - Wearing nothing but designer clothes and knowing the designer football clothing rule (I only learnt about this on Monday night).
I would also like to add to the list:-
16. EASTERN EUROPEANS - being proud of the fact that he can spot them a mile away. Especially the Polish ones.
17. PIKIES - being proud of the fact that he can spot "do as you likies" a mile away. And even better, knowing 1 or 2 of them.
18. CLOTHES - Wearing nothing but designer clothes and knowing the designer football clothing rule (I only learnt about this on Monday night).
well i'm supposed to be putting a chair together, only it looks like to much hard work, so i flounced straight into the IT office and dumped the contents of the box on the floor, sat there looking puzzeled and examining bits of kit, took oooo all of 20 second for them to take over and build it for me! Men i love em
Have to say... I was most proud of myself for fitting together a book shelf, hooking up a hi fi and a DVD player to my tv all in one weekend once... I was just going to call the guys over but decided against it.
However I have twice had to be rescued from a large bug and getting my key stuck in a door... oh the shame!
Awww Cas, we love the menfolk really, they're lovely. Confusing but lovely!
However I have twice had to be rescued from a large bug and getting my key stuck in a door... oh the shame!
Awww Cas, we love the menfolk really, they're lovely. Confusing but lovely!
