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Why my man thinks hes' a man...
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1. OPENING JARS - I'm struggling. This is where he comes to the rescue.
2. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And all his mates cheer him. It doesn't mean he's popular, it just means his mates are pi$$ed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.
3. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table and 'sculling' two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out whilst I'm still sitting there with a full glass of wine. He's hard.
4. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - Especially every day to make him doubley-hard.
5. HE'S GOT A SCAR ON HIS FACE FROM A FIGHT
2. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And all his mates cheer him. It doesn't mean he's popular, it just means his mates are pi$$ed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.
3. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table and 'sculling' two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out whilst I'm still sitting there with a full glass of wine. He's hard.
4. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - Especially every day to make him doubley-hard.
5. HE'S GOT A SCAR ON HIS FACE FROM A FIGHT
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Ooooh, yes. That just does it for me.
Why on earth would I want a nice guy to try and strike up and conversation when if he just pinched my arris I would immediately leap into bed with them? I wish it would happen more often...... *sigh*
Even better than that is "OI OOOOIIIIIIII" from a building site. at the moment they are digging the road outside my office and when we go out to lunch they wolf whistle down their walkie-talkies from one end of the road to the other, so you're left with a redfaced labourer whining "It wasn't me - it was my mates on the walkie talkie".
Attractive.
Why on earth would I want a nice guy to try and strike up and conversation when if he just pinched my arris I would immediately leap into bed with them? I wish it would happen more often...... *sigh*
Even better than that is "OI OOOOIIIIIIII" from a building site. at the moment they are digging the road outside my office and when we go out to lunch they wolf whistle down their walkie-talkies from one end of the road to the other, so you're left with a redfaced labourer whining "It wasn't me - it was my mates on the walkie talkie".
Attractive.
