Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[fms]

spk ave i got to do another audition in me batman gear or should i go change ?? i need a break after that i need to wash all this oil off

[wonderwoman1]

whiskey...are our hoses ready???

[spk]

Netibiza - we get all different kinds of men in this establishment I just need to nip out and get slightly bigger tassles. Shoe size?

[PinkFizz]

LMAO @ spk

[whiskeysheri]

Yep! They're pink though, will that do ya, babe? ;o)

[China Doll]

FMS... there's no ladies in at the moment. Can you turn your hand to bar work, we need someone behind the bar. I can't keep getting the drinks myself.

Mr Admarlow... if you'd like anything else, please see my friend Mike who has some other 'extras' you might be interested in.

Pinky, I need to get back to front of house. I don't want to miss greeting any more of the lovely fellas...

[PinkFizz]

Wicked Whiskey - you deserve a drink after all that effort!!

[~x ello x~]

right then coyote gorgeous girls! we better get ourselves on that bar!!
got your hoses ready??
3 2 1 go! xXx

[wonderwoman1]

definately!!! my fave colour!! ;)

[China Doll]

< Nods @ Pinky > I love it when a plan comes together... I think the girls look just lovely.

[nat_84]

*walks over to admarlow*

*Trips and falls on his lap*

Ooooouch SH!T"!!!!!!

Sorry my knee just gave way....

AHEM - Anyway.....*lowers tone* my names Naughty Natalia....

[PinkFizz]

Think we deserve a drink China - glass of bubbly??

[spk]

fms - behind the bar in yer batman suit.

[robbo82]

Ooh, can I be like Tom Cruise in cocktail and make the drinks? My Screaming Orgasm and Long, Hard Screw Against the Wall have to be experienced to be believed!

[China Doll]

I think so boss lady... looks like we've done really well here.

Now... is there anything in here that might pass as company while we drink? (If you know what I mean)

[PinkFizz]

And just on time - Robbo appears!!

[China Doll]

Spk appears to be getting the bar staff sorted Robbo... speak to her, she'll tell you if you're in or not. Me and the boss are having a break.

[spk]

Robbo (spk purrs) come over here and I can measure you up for your outfit..

[China Doll]

<Ponders Long Hard Screw Against the Wall, decides it's better not to comment>

[loobie]

FMS as your behind the bar can i have a screaming orgasm please?? Actually make that a sex on the beach!! Oh bu**er it I'll have both, don't tell pinky though, I'm meant to be dancing!!!