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Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

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PinkFizz | 14:13 Tue 03rd Oct 2006 | Body & Soul
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Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

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China- are your guys ready??
Right.... you all heard the boss!

Can I have the male strippers on the stage now please? Anyone of you waves anything in my face and you'll be having a meeting with my mate Mike.

Girls... if you're not changed now it's too late. Get in the audience and drink your drinks, you're up next.

Can we move like we have a sense of fe*king urgency people?! Place is opening in a couple of hours.

That what you wanted Pinky?!
Pink!! You're asking me as though I'm some sort of expert in the 'hose' field! Ahem!

I'll give it a go...

Have we our stage names sorted now?

I'm very well, Jon. You happy now? ;o)
Im doin good (spk wipes the sweat away ) I have the girls sorted with tassles, thigh high boots, whips and ninja turtle masks. Im a bit unsure on the boys though, Ive decided they just need the masks ears and capes, the thongs will take too long and too fiddly. Much easier from a business and financial point of you etc if they are stark b*ll*ck naked. Reasonable enough?
My stage name is loobie boobie and i am just attaching my tassles!!! I'm all yours!!!
fsm, loobie boobie are u girls happy to split all the shrapnel that gets thrown at us evenly at the end of the night?

Or would you rather we stuck to particular areas of the stage and when the night comes to an end, whatever shrapnel's in ur "part" you get...?
whos first for the rehersal laydees or guys? ave i got time for a qiucky??
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Excellent China - sounds like you have it all under control.

lol - Whiskey,sorry hun,just thought you might be good with rubber things!
On the stage now FMS or you're out...

Hit the music Pinky!
Nat I'm happy to split it hun!!
hhhmmm....stage name... any suggestions would be appreciated?

*ties up last tassle and zips up thigh high boot*

Spank you in advance!
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( starts up cd player with very tacky stripper music...)
bloody eck china give me a chance im goin im goin*downs a pint of guiness* ere goes!!
ooh Im so proud the ladies look stunnin !
<Whispers>

Well Pinky... what do you reckon? Will he do?
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Fantastic job spk! The tassels look a treat - especially when they are twirling round!
Nice work Spk. Go get yourself a drink and enjoy the show.
When are us girls up?? I don't wanna miss my moment!!!
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This so China - bulges seem in all the right places ; 0
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Think so China - bulges seem in all the right places ; 0

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