Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[admarlow]

heres �100 girls x x x x x

[netibiza]

spk don' t have much choice, the look of old smelly is the norm - is that a prob??

[spk]

fms you look sweet, no rippin your teeny tiny costume now

[China Doll]

< Totters over to greet Admarlow >

Hello, I'm the hostess here. Are you staff or punter?

[admarlow]

strickly pleasure tonight ladies xx

[nat_84]

oh my gosh!!! that like.... 4..5....no 10!!! hours work!!!!!

*attempts to run over to admarlow*

*pecks him on the cheek*

Whens our audition boss??!! We feel stressed and panicked!!!

[spk]

Thanks China and Pink im taking 5.. send any fresh totty that need measured to see me though

[PinkFizz]

now now girls - be nice to the punters!!

[admarlow]

*blushes*

[loobie]

Don't forget you're sharing that �100 Nat!! Slip some under my thong string hun!!!

[fms]

teeny tiny? its a fireman outfit?? or im sure thats the one i brought with me anyway DOH.

[China Doll]

And are you interested in any of the girls in particular in that case Mr Admarlow? Please have a drink on the house and tell me which one you'd like to have dance for you.

[jon1968]

China, when you say �Well Pinky... what do you reckon? Will he do?� �are you talking to Pink Fizz or FMS�s todger??

[admarlow]

they are all so pretty I can't choose betweem them, can I have them all?

[spk]

fms- I dont need any of your lip. Im under pressure here. You are wearing a batman cape mask ears and boots. Thats it. They can tuck cash into your boots ok? Tsk pink how can I work with primadonnas??

[China Doll]

Pinky Jon... what kind of girl do you take me for?!

Now can I get you a drink and a lady? Let me know when you want me to put you down on the guest list.

[nat_84]

ok so �100 - are we the only female strippers....?

In that case - Woo hoooo - here you go boobie....

*slips �50 under boobie's thong string*

Dont drink it all at once !! *wink wink*

[PinkFizz]

lol Jon.
Now Jon - would you like a drinkie poo with the management??I dont bite ; )

[China Doll]

You can have a couple Admarlow but I have to have some over for other customers... sorry, club rules.

[fms]

taaaa ddaaaaaaa!!!!!!! *stands with hands on hips hose in hand and helmet all shiney wat you think boss.???