I'm soooooooo cold!

[ummmm]

My boiler has broke! :-(

The shop has run out of coal :-(

Has anyone got any tips on how to keep warm.....preferably ones that I can take my laptop with me....?

[whiffey]

Sensible person Ray. VERY nice voice too.

[ummmm]

I think the Whiffster already knows about that......They love you Whiffey.....

What kind of curry Whiffey????

[raysparx1]

Well it was praise indeed whiffey,but some saddo had it removed, nowt better to do, methinks.

[whiffey]

Chicken Phall. I'm just about to cook Bombay Aloo with CO-OP potatoes (your favourite) to which I will add a whole chopped Jamaican Chocolate habenero. I'm going no further than the garden tomorrow so I can risk the colonic irritation and calls to stool.

[whiffey]

http://www.thechileman.org/results.php?submit= Search&chile=1&find=habanero+choc&heat=Any&ori gin=Any&genus=Any

[ummmm]

It's not giving me any info Whiffey....did you get my message???

[curlyfilm"]

i'd keep you warm............................lol

[ummmm]

lol curly.....I need it now...hands are going numb, I can't type very well

[curlyfilm"]

lol, shame i'm at work....you could share my non feather duvet.........

[ummmm]

It has to be feather Curly.....has to be feather

[curlyfilm"]

i'll pop in the shop and get one on the way home, and a large packet of anti-histamine................lol

[snagged]

ummm... rub some tiger balm on your temples (the stuff they use in Thailand - you must have seen it out there)... they do it to keep them cool but strangly it also has the reverse effect...

...alternatively, rub a whole tube of deep heat on your nether regions... you'll get a sweat on then!! ;o)

[ummmm]

Lol snagged.....I was hoping for better offers!!!!

[snagged]

ok... how 'bout half an hour with the rabbit... that'll get the blood pumpin'... ;o)

[curlyfilm"]

not wanting to rub it in, but i'm going back into a red hot kitchen...........lol

catch you later

[ummmm]

No can do.......people here I'm afraid

I have coal now so should defrost in about 23mins 32secs

[ummmm]

I'm gonna report your answer as abusive Curly!!!!

[snagged]

what's the saying?...

if you can't stand the 'cold', get 'in' (curly's) kitchen...

[curlyfilm"]

after working all day in a hot and sweaty kitchen, the thought of a cool house, is nice........................lol, trouble

[oopsydoopsy]

c'mon ummmm - where are you?
How do you like your lamb ?
Bleating , slightly pink or crispy.............
.........oh ? you're sorted now.
Oh well. More for me !!