You know you're getting old when.....

[PinkFizz]

Lets compile our own list......
So to get us started.....

You know you're getting old when you start raving about the virtues of Viakal limescale cleaner ,and you're being deadly serious.

You ask your mother-in-law where she got her hair cut!

You think the dress in Marks and Spencers window looks quite funky.

[joko]

you get excited by threads like this because it gives you chance to have a good moan ...

[PinkFizz]

God these are funny!! Who is getting worried at how many of these they actually do?? lol

[winny]

Oh boy thanks punkfizz I really do feel old now.
When people come round to see if you have one of those screws in a jar in the garage cus they knew they could rely on you!!

[pterodactyl]

You like listening to the shipping forecast....even tho' you haven't a clue what they're on about!

You say 'ahhhh' when you sit down & 'oh' when you get back up!

[Mammar]

Oh Pinkie - did you have to do this to me?
I do ALL of them!
I'm going away for a good cry now - if only I could get up out of the chair

[Alibobs]

I knew I was old the first time I went to a Tupperware party

[PinkFizz]

When you see young girls goimg clubbing and you say " God, they'll catch their death wearing that!! "

[Champagne]

That's a good one Fuzz. I often frown at girls wearing belts for skirts!!!

You know you're getting old when you decide to turn the telly off at 9.30pm, and instead you crawl into bed with a good book, read for an hour and then lights out at 10.30pm.

God. Somebody shoot me now.

[PinkFizz]

lol Champers!

And always having a pint of milk in the freezer - for an emergency!!

[Champagne]

I've been doing that since I was 21! As soon as I found out you could freeze milk. :oD

- You look through that little magazine which is packed full of useful household items (e.g. a carrier bag holder) and you see quite a few items that you want.

You know the magazine i'm talking about!

[PinkFizz]

Hahahaha!!! The one with the really handy nose hair clippers!!

[joby1]

and incontinence pants with drawstring legs lol

[dontask]

you cant stand radio 1 any more and listen to bbc4

[ummmm]

I thought you were leaving dontask

[RATTER15]

I do an awful lot of them!!!

I will soon be comparing prices of Tena for men, buy 1 get one free offers!!!!

I'm already having to shave the hairs out of my ears and pluck the long ones out of my nose!!

Hell!!!!!!!!!! Ive arrived, haven't I? I'm really old!!!!!!!!!

I even save nuts and bolts in a jar!! and they will be useful oneday!!!!! :-(

[Aprilis]

You know you are getting old when you are just getting used to yesterday when today comes along.

[Jugglering]

*You know you're getting old when*

You get dead impressed by somebody saying you look younger than you really are...

At the end of the working week, you are looking forward to a nice night IN, not going out...

You'll happily put a cardie or jumper on when the temperature drops...

You actually think you might like to buy some of that thermal underwear... that you saw in that magazine that Champagne passed onto you over the garden wall after you had discussed the best way to prune the roses...