What if it doesn't though ? My whole evening has been plagued by Julia Sawalha and Jennifer Ehle, and now you bring up ladies bums in tight black trousers. Shame on you leg end.
Sorry...have to say this but it's usually me telling the fella 'my bum looks big in this doesn't it', usually either takes ner' notice or goes along with it and goes "yup..."
My wife once asked me to define her figure: I answered "My dear, your have the figure of an hour-glass.......all the sand is settling to the bottom." Not many brownie points there!!