snoring ?

[essex bloke]

Redhead (you know the one) how do approach the subject of snoring cos shes invited me over to the caravan of lurve and i might wanna sleep after but my guess is she snores help !!!

[cazzz1975]

you could empty the chemical toilet before you leave?? (putting the seat down as well)

[mrknowall]

I wouldn't go Near the toilet i was in last

[redhead23]

how dare u all insult my house of lurve , the toilet is blocked after you mr shame on you where is your manners

[essex bloke]

dont look to me i aint emptying it im only coming for one thing and that dont include toilets

[mrknowall]

i did thank you when i left and i did leave a fiver lol

Err where's my change

[cazzz1975]

men have to be good for more than one thing?!

didnt they teach u diy at school?

[essex bloke]

diy ? oh gosh why! women can multi task cant they between collecting money im sure red can put up a shelf

[redhead23]

yer but my tin is heavy with all that cash essex ! so i need another arm to help with the shelves please

[cazzz1975]

we can do it but it would only make you feel useless watching us putting up shelves, cooking a meal and doing an oil change on the car..

it affects performance in the bedroom and red has high expectations of you essex!

[essex bloke]

see what did i tell you about asking for it in pound coins!!!!! but seeing as you asked soooo very nicely of course i will put up a shelf ,got any nails?

[essex bloke]

so cazzz shouldnt i be saving my strength for her ? better get in some red bull

[redhead23]

shame on you all


why did none of you turn up to my party last nite at 2am ? most dissapointing

[cazzz1975]

well I saw a pile of flaky skin outside the caravan and I thought uh oh keith is molting...

so I done a runner.. sorry red!

[redhead23]

ewwwwwwwww cazzzzzzz yuk , cheggers is a fine specimen of man , did u see all my guests ? including the divine brian friedman ow yes please !!! christiano ronaldo , cliff richard , freddie starr

and of course my MAN KEN DODD

your loss you party poopers

[bigmamma]

I didn't go to your party last night in case my dog mistook the diddy men for toys.

[cazzz1975]

lol mamma!!

[redhead23]

i know i mistake ken dodd for a sex toy lol (ow if only )

[essex bloke]

hey girlie yer got a new sex toy now

[redhead23]

oi oi promises promises essex !!!

[essex bloke]

Yer us Essex boys know how to show a girl a good time