dating advert

[sleepy1]

if you was going to put a advert in a dating site how would you describe your self .?

[ummmm]

hmmmm.

Fun, happy go lucky girl with big boobs

[sleepy1]

i would be miserable ,moody likes to spend time in bed , small boobs . i would be real catch NOT

[mrknowall]

i like to spend time in bed as long as with ummmmm

[sleepy1]

mrk that is not a answer to the question is it .

[ummmm]

You'd never leave it MrK

[Joe_the_Lion]

Age:34
Colour:White
Religion: Semi-Christian
Height: 6"1
Weight: 16st
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Very short dark brown
Complexion: Dark
Looks: Average
Income: Retired
Status: OHAC
Likes: Rock and Indie music, Horror movies, James Bond, Fast cars, Keeping fit, animals and travelling.
Dislikes: Muslims, peasants and communists.
Ideal woman: Brunette, clever (but not more than me), traditional values, submissive, not too much personal history, right-wing, knows her place.
Ideal date: A long weekend in Nice or Rome.

[sleepy1]

joe your 34 and your retired ?

[ummmm]

You forgot spanking Joe !!!!!

[~max~]

29,female, funny & sensitive, varying hair colour, WLTM ....


well......


Anyone with a pulse? lol

(and loads of money. )

[Joe_the_Lion]

Retired at 33. Life is too short to work!!!

[sleepy1]

what are you on the dole joe ?

[Joe_the_Lion]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, no.

[Roughquest]

WIld, vivacious, long haired brunette, gorgeous smile, tiny nose, a flirty, foxy, filly ! 5' 6" - 39 y/o - shoe size 6

Hee hee hee :-)

[alijangra]

Brunette clean freak, fitness fanatic with big (ish) knockers. Loves cats. Own hair and teeth.

[megan07]

Hi sleepy how are you, well i would describe my self as having gsoh long black hair, bright blue eyes and a size 12.
Their is a photo of me on a web site, but do not know if i can mention it's name.
Take good care sleepy love you , megan. xx

[mrknowall]

put the name and link of the site

[Doc Spock]

devastatingly handsome.
massive phallus.
what else do you really need.

[ummmm]

Bank details ?

[Doc Spock]

sufficient.

[ummmm]

Staying power?