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moonshadow | 22:07 Sun 05th Aug 2007 | Body & Soul
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What was the worst and best chat up line you have ever heard or used ? Lets keep it clean.
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i've lost my phone number, can i have yours....
i've lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonite....
both cr@p! lol! xxx
Ask a fat bird if she`d like to dance...when she says yes..tell her to fook off and dance while I chat to her mate
elvis!!! that is shocking!!! xxx
You'll do
my response to that would be .... you won't! xxx
One of my students told me his chat up line-"nice legs,what time do they open". Disgusting.lol
your answer wouldn't be the first time I've heard it honey-bee lol
in fact honey-bee they must be telepathic as they say that before I utter a word ha ha
You`ve got spanner eyes...everytime I look at them...my nuts tighten
aaawwww poor you johnutah!!
elvis - that would make me laugh! xxx
Polar Bear!


Well it`s an icebreaker
elvis, where have your other answers gone??
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. and Remember my name as you will be screaming it later.
Can I take you out for a meal... breakfast, perhaps! And it worked! ;)
you've got lovely eyes can i lick em LOL Married 17 years ;o)
@Grasscarp:

Great answer - Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later! Gave me a good laugh that one!
well!!
i,m being followed by a moon shadow ,moooooon shadow moon shadow.
thought you might have been expecting that lol

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johnutar I like it.
ELVIS Ed's on the ball tonight.
Thrasher you charmer !!
I can't see the point in inviting somebody else out for breakfast. It just means you have to get up early and go to McDonalds in Norbury. Why not invite someone round to your own place for dinner ?
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zig-zag are you calling me a stalker ??or singing to me??

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