Sinkers

[Champagne]

This is a horrible subject I know, but this morning I went into the bathroom after my flatmate and noticed that she had left 3 rather large 'sinkers' in the toilet.

Now, this happened some time ago on the same morning when my other flatmates' boyfriend had stayed over. At that time I'd assumed it was him that had caused it, as surely they were far too large to come out of any woman.

I am now shocked that Kat could produce something so mighty. She is 5'2" and a size 6 for God's sake!!

Is it normal for a woman of her size to produce something so enormous? Do you think this could be the reason why she is so tiny? And what's wrong with her diet to have sinkers in the first place?

[johnlambert]

I had a g/f who had the shocking habit of leaving floaters, great big fcuk off floaters in my friends toilet, and the smell she produced was horrific, :-(

[jno]

doesn't anyone flush any more??

[4getmenot]

Guess it just depends what you eat and how your body works. Some people do big ones, some do malteser ones or rabbit poo ones. Some people go twice a day some, once a week

[China Doll]

I'm so glad I opened this link while eating a pan au chocolate... truely.

[rugeleyboy]

in the rare occasion i do let a torpedo bomb the base of anyone else's toilet i HAVE to make sure its gone before i leave the room!!!!

has she no manners or self respect!!!

[Champagne]

Once a week? That can't be healthy either!

And they obviously didn't go away with flushing, jno. I'm just horrified. These things were so huge they should have names! I'd be mortified if they'd come out of my body. She's absolutely tiny is Kat.

[4getmenot]

Some things even flushing cant get rid of, like monster poos lurking at the bottom of the ocoan

[4getmenot]

I'm not healthy then :-(

[johnlambert]

You ladies can produce a baby from something that I have to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze my willy into, so ejecting a log that looks like a Canadian lumberjack has sh@ it is no suprise realy!!

[Champagne]

Very true, John. I hadn't quite thought of it that way.

:o|

Now i'm not a squeamish person, but it is off-putting when you have somebody else's faeces lurking at the bottom of your toilet for a day or two because they're made of lead! How do you tackle something like that, eh?

[fatjax]

i'd evict her! that shouldn't be coming out of women!

[4getmenot]

with some rubber gloves and a pooh stick

[johnlambert]

And a British Army S6 Respirator (gas mask to you civvie types)

[Goodsoulette]

Honestly champagne, you have ruined my morning.

[4getmenot]

and if that fails ring me at work

[johnlambert]

Ruined YOUR morning Goodsoulette????
Poor old Champers was confronted with not one, not two but three massive t**ds this morning, how do you think SHE feels ;-)

[Champagne]

It didn't put me off my breakfast though, John. In fact, I had prunes which slightly resemble small turds...

I obviously thought I needed the fibre!!

[johnlambert]

prunes?????
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh
now that's MY morning ruined
here, take this old chestnut!!

lol

[Craig007]

Take a whisk in with you and break the stubborn turd down!

[Champagne]

Gross Craig!! I draw the line at having to sword fight my flatmates' droppings!!!