Question

[crossroads]

I was fixing the lift at the complex as instructed, and the lift suddenly plummeted i would say about 14 floors. I was stood on top of it and a bit shook up afterwards but managed to grab onto the maintanence ladder. Is it legal for the complex to make me fix a lift with no saftey gear on?
The boss said if i didn't do the complex a favour i would loose my job.
(Think its because the boss fancys the complex owner)
Anyway, i fixed the lift but bloody hell, never am i going, on top of the lift of a 40 storey building when the lift is on floor 31.
Boss can take his favours and.. i better stop here.

[crossroads]

At least the accountant, thought it was brave of me.

[whiffey]

lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose

loose is trouser falling down

[crossroads]

Seriously, the only reason i did it was because:
A) To keep my job.
B) To get paid some more cash.
C) Because i use the lift every time i come into work because otherwise i have to climb the stairs.

[kp nonuts]

did you see here knickers and what couler where they and dont you see an obvious prob here acountants dont work on sundays d9o they .

You have been working next to the sex shop in los cris again havent you

[DotH]

you can now engage a solicitor and sue your boss, the complex, his accountant, your high school teacher, your parents and your schizophrenic other half for making you think you could do it.

[B00]

all i'm interested in is whether you wore a white vest and if your name is John Mclaine (sp?)

[bobtheturkey]

ask for a raise

[Katie~77]

Ooooh this question reminds me of Toy Story 2. Similar thing happened to Buzz Lightyear.x

[joko]

what a guy!!

TV Camera man, master hacker, and computer whizz, and now a lift engineer !!

wow!

surely a contender for commander and chief of the whole universe, i'd have thought!

[whippetycros]

joko
don't think you are going to get crossroads in front of me
he is mine

[cruella]

On top of all that, it happened within the space of an hour between two postings.
Incredible!

[bobtheturkey]

free salt provided with bennys posts

[crossroads]

Firstly, it happened in an hour because when i posted on here i was about to start work.
Secondly, before i got chance to fix it the lift dropped and so did my tool box and i grabbed onto the ladder on the wall.
Thirdly, the accountant is currently on training ready for starting on monday.
All questions answered.

[DotH]

except, how quickly did they evacuate the building after the lift fell and how did u get out?

[Ethel]

It 's impossible for a lift to plummet like that.

[jno]

first you crash the internet, then you crash a lift. I am seeing a pattern here.

[DotH]

in the world that is crossroads' Ethel, anything is possible, accept that concept and it all seems so much clearer.

[B00]

i think it's terrible how you're all questioning the validity of this post (and indeed every single other post crossy has made)

You're such a cynical lot and I quite frankly think it's cruel to mock him when he's obviously still a little shaken from his escapade.

[kp nonuts]

dot are you in the dungeon agian if yoo are can you give me a little wave as I can hear your screams of eccasty next door

[whiffey]

What bothers me is the spelling. It's too good. It's like buying a new shovel and hanging it up next to the old one.