I believe you know quite a lot about the dungeon from what I have seen, thumb screws and the rack are too good for you. I suggest the tablets for you would be a a box of ex-lax that would shift the c**p out of you.
Well Doc as you may have gathered I usually leave you alone as I can't be bothered getting into the....' banter ' that you so obvIously enjoy...have you nothing else to do....what does your poor wife..if you have one, think..poor poor soul thats all I can say.