Ladies do you hover or sit???

[confused79]

Just wondered as i think i will know what most answers will be, i have just used a public toilet at Sainsbury's in my lunch to put politly just to 'spend a penny', and i NEVER sit on public toilets i hover lol, who else does this i have a feeling most hover but would love to know if people dont. I know nosey question sorry!lol :-)

[daffy654]

I think the main reason I didn't go is that I was confined to my bed as my chest drain was attached to a suction thingy in the wall behind the bed,they wanted me to poo on the commode in my cubicle and there was no way I was going to do that!!! They kept asking me every day if I had emptied my bowels,when they threatened me with a suppository I knew it was time to start lying and just tell them i'd been.lol

[cheries]

You've really switched us all on now, haven't you confused? It seems that this is a topic most people like to talk about :o)

[sleepyj]

i hover when im in a public loo , even if i had wiped the seat i would still not want to sit on it ..

[hurkleho]

I understand. As a hoverer, I too, have been forced onto the bedpan for a poo after a spinal op where I had to lie on my back for a fortnight. Only managed it twice. Not pleasant, and you pee over your buttocks to boot!

[confused79]

That must be true abotu the bladder infections cos i am just getting over one, well i think they shoudl provide those cover seat thingys in all public toilets.


Ive been to germany last year and the toilet seat moved round and sanitised it each time someone had been!! brill bring them to england!

this subject is making me crack up in my office

[sleepyj]

crack up ? lol

[confused79]

pun intended! lol

[sleepyj]

yes when we hover cracks are up :)

[Reverandfunk]

Is it really cheries lol I wouldnt have guessed!

Cant you just give it a thorough wipe

And the seat lol

[cheries]

Sorry Rev, I thought you might not be versed in public toilet etiquette.
But then again.........

[natalie_1982]

Also I use a peice of tissue to touch the flusher, so you have to be real quick to get the flusher tissue from your hand and do the loo in time!

[sleepyj]

hi rev you ok ??

[natalie_1982]

And I use my sleeve or elbow to open the door. Oh, and I put my handbag handles in my mouth to hold my bag if there isn't a handle thingy on the back of the door.

[cheries]

Yep, with you on the sleeve thingy

[Reverandfunk]

Hi sleepy Im good thanks and u?

Please dont start getting all..... you know lol

[sleepyj]

i always take the first bit of tissue of the roll before i use it ..and not use it in case some one has put some thing yuck on it ...when im out that is ...

[daffy654]

I hold my bag in my teeth too natalie. If i'm wearing a long coat or skirt then that gets tucked under my chin. What a sight we must all look when we go loo.

[sleepyj]

im good rev ..ta im glad its fri ..... what do you mean rev ? start getting all what ? lol

[4GS]

sorry for the intrusion ladies, but just thought I'd add my tuppence worth.

If I'm using a toilet I havn't used before, I always clean it first with some tissue,

then I hover,

I can't be doing with putting my tiny wee 4rse somewhere strange.







I'll get my coat!!

[sleepyj]

i never put my bag on the floor ....:) i hang it round my neck if nothing to hang it on