Ladies do you hover or sit???

[confused79]

Just wondered as i think i will know what most answers will be, i have just used a public toilet at Sainsbury's in my lunch to put politly just to 'spend a penny', and i NEVER sit on public toilets i hover lol, who else does this i have a feeling most hover but would love to know if people dont. I know nosey question sorry!lol :-)

[natalie_1982]

Oh, and this might open a whole nother can of worms but.... how does anyone feel about hand washing after the dreaded event? I figure that if I haven't touched anything then I don't want to touch the taps with my hands, I'd prefer to know that my hands are an ickle bit dirty but know where they've been that risk touching a tap that someone else's dirty paws have touched, then I wash them as soon as I get into the house or back to work.

Obviously if they are automatic taps then I just wash my hands as usual.

Am I scutty?

[natalie_1982]

Kimbles, you made me drop my water! It's all in my keyboard! OMG. I love it. Women are fantastic. (I wonder how many men are secretly reading this thread but not joining in!)

Kimbles, you made me laugh so much. Oh my life.....

[confused79]

lol @ kimbles20 i haven't tried that one but just imaginging it cracks me up!!! i laughed so loud i did get funny looks, im gonna try when teh time comes!

[cheries]

I've just got into loads of trouble at work for laughing like a maniac at Kimbles ;o)

[natalie_1982]

Ladie it has been a pleasure, I have learnt new things (anti-bac gel is so important and the hammock of course) but now I am finishing work for the day. Have a lovely weekend X X

[tiggerblue10]

Natalie - I usually wash the taps with soap and rinse them before washing my hands. We used to have bars of soap at work up until a few months ago and it was gross. There was always a long hair or other yukky stuff on it. We have liquid soap now which is much nicer.

[confused79]

kimbleswhat if you do a big one is 5 sheets good enough it might just break the tissue!! ha ha

im just imagining hammock off a bum the mind boggles!! lol

[Reverandfunk]

Natalie of course I respect women

Now go and put the kettle on theres a good girl

lol

[funnygirl]

I have never laughed so much, especially here at work.
I am getting funny looks. It's a good thing I am going home now.
Have a good weekend girls!

[confused79]

have a good one

[Ethel]

There is no need to sit, or strain your thighs when you use a shewee

http://www.shewee.com/

[bigmamma]

Oh goodness me , I have read through this thread having just got in from town ........It has me in absolute stitches !!!
Well , in answer to your question , I sit at home but never anywhere else. These days I find it hard to hover without holding on to something and find it hard to keep balance .
This manouvere has to be seen to be believed , and in fact it has.......in the ladies loos at Amsterdam Airport someone managed to push my door open .....and there was I in the middle of a wee trying to balance and not wee on the seat ,in full view of several staring women and children !!!
xx

[confused79]

me too ive been in stiched since the first answer, it has lightened my day, did you look at the shewee thingy! very strange can you imagine it in your bag and falling out in front of someone i think you would get some funny looks ay!

[weeal]

Oh god, just in from work and this post has me in tears, mascara is running down my chops.

You are all so very funny, this is one hilarious thread girlies.

But Ive laughed so hard i need to pee!
I do normally sit cos its just legs against the seat but I would wipe the seat beforehand if it was wet and if it was manky I would wait lol.

[kyra16]

lol kimbles! omg! i just choked on my drink!
here in the US we do have those covers for the seats but if they're out
i climb up on the seat and crouch!

[Beads]

Interestingly I once read that you're more likely to get germs if you hover than sit on public lav's. I can't remember the reason why but it seemed such an odd little fact I always remember it.

[Ice-Maiden]

Ha ha ha!!! Hi everyone! Just look at this - us ladies can discuss personal things without it turning nasty - and it's also been very funny to read!!

[Kimbles20]

Oops apologies to all of you that were drinking at the time of reading my answer! I never meant for so many of you to choke on, spit or spill your drink in your keyboard!

In answer to your question confused79, if you think you are going to do a massive corker of a poo and 5 sheets just wont be enough - of course you can use more. Although beware, one day at work I just couldnt hold it any longer as I was i too much pain and went into the loo, I knew it was going to be, lets say, larger than average so took precautions by making a bigger hammock.

I must have gone a bit overboard with the paper, and the number 2 was more like a 2 tonne and I blocked the toilet! Ooooppps!

Can I just say, I think this is my most favourite thread. You and me aint so different Confused, I once posted a question asking why men have to stand to pee!!!

[saxy_jag]

I sit - very definitely, in the knowledge that it's highly unlikely you'll ever 'catch anything' from a public toilet seat.

However, if someone's just been and the seat's likely to be warm, then I lift it and sit on the chinaware. I have this thing about warm loo seats, you see.