The Mens Thread

[bobjugs12]

GIRLS STAY OUT

This thread is for the blokes out there.

It is a place to discuss power tools, sheds, home brew, motors, sport and what your missus has done wrong.

Any subject is welcome, however females are not.

Let the testosterone flow...

[Bbbananas]

So you are discriminating against those with too much oestrogen?

I'll shut up then... (Typical man - has to have jugs in his username.....!)

[carrust]

Does anyone want to see my shovel collection? You can even touch my Spear & Jackson utility/coal shovel.

[TTG]

I have a drill, no shed, don't drink, have a car, like footie and not married but my "casual" friends do nothing wrong!

[cazzz1975]

..yes I see...

blokes seem to be a bit short on testosterone today..

[snags]

I've just kicked all my car tires. I'm knackered.

[mccfluff]

i heard a rumour about bobjugs this morning.....

[bookbinder]

I've just got a letter from DWP that says that my old age pension is going up by - wait for it - £2.40 in April, as opposed to £8.88 last year. Should I lie about my age and become a professional footballer?

[bobjugs12]

Ladies, the first line was girls stay out. I'll make an allowance to Fluffy so that I can hear the rumour, but all others must vacate....

I'm looking forward to getting a house so that I can buy a shed for my power tools. Most of mine are spread across my barrack room, my parent house and my ex wifes house. I want my collection back. (Although i'm pretty sure I will never use the angle grinder that i managed to acquire from a bankrupt garage lol)

[Bbbananas]

Oh.... to be a man !!

[bobjugs12]

Jealousy (and rule-breaking) will get you nowhere Sallas

[mccfluff]

it might of been a rumor that i was expressly warned not to repeat ofrsomeone would come snd sh!t on my curtains - seeing as i don't have any that could be interesting but any way....

i heard that bob jugs is in fact

[frankiecat]

My name is Frankie and I am male. I used to have balls but I have been denutted.

I am the biggest, meanest tom cat in the world.

:-)

[tamborine]

car-battery charger, car vacuum, tyre pump, socket set, bike helmet & gloves, drill, electric saw, oily nuts & bolts, canoe oars, ropes & roof rack, tins & bottles of oil/paint/chemicals are in my kitchen & have been warned not to move them ;-\

[tamborine]

wot....my 'move to animals & nature' removed off thread.....bunch of wussies here!

[bobjugs12]

Thats a good collection tambo.
Fluffy, that rumour is rubbish. It's not true at all

[mccfluff]

a girl, a big girlie girl with ribbons in her hair

[Bbbananas]

I have a Bosch pressure washer - does that count me in bob? And I can change a fuse & a plug & a lightbulb. All on my own.

[bobjugs12]

Salla, can you pee standing up? Do you smell your own farts with a quiet sense of pride? If no to either of these then you are not a man, so you have to go.
Sorry, but thems the rules.