The Mens Thread

[bobjugs12]

GIRLS STAY OUT

This thread is for the blokes out there.

It is a place to discuss power tools, sheds, home brew, motors, sport and what your missus has done wrong.

Any subject is welcome, however females are not.

Let the testosterone flow...

[mccfluff]

bet she can do both

[Bbbananas]

I should be embarrassed to admit this bob - but I can do both quite proficiently.

[mccfluff]

see

[stonekicker]

why can't ladies join in? i appreciate the finer arts of classic cars, motorbikes, like going to steam shows etc and have driven a tank (my uncle's), steam roller and all sorts of vehicles during car shows etc. the smell really turns me on....

[bobjugs12]

Ladies cannot join, because it's a manly thread for men.

I appreciate that there are women who enjoy mens pursuits and vice-versa, but a line has to be drawn somewhere, and I think the best place to draw that line is based on gender. So, as nice as salla sounds (how do you stand and pee without making a mess, and how did you find that out!!) with her toilet habits, and stonekicker with her diesel obsession, you guys are gonna have to leave

[Bbbananas]

OK >>>>>>>>>>>

(you bend your knees and try to miss your feet. Either that or you press upwards & aim - have you never seen Billy Elliott....?!!!)

[mrs_overall]

<<<<<adopts a deep voice>>>>>>

Hi guys, no one knows this but my first name is Bernard and I own a toolkit

[bobjugs12]

I dunno why you're so interested about coming in here. Theres nothing happening. I wanted some advice on sheds, and whether to go for a corded or cordless hammer drill for my next treat. I also wanted to know who the other guys thought was fitter Dawn French or Lisa Riley

[mccfluff]

non starter that one - dawn french

[bobjugs12]

Yes vibes. Even worse though are breifing boners.
You know when your sat in a long boring meeting, and your mind wanders back to happy memories then abrubptly the meeting finishes and your stuck trying to hide rigor mortis behind the folder or briefcase you brought in

[mrs_overall]

Well vibra....erm...mate, yes it is annoying.

Oops, my pipe has just gone out

[craft1948]

I can beat sqad at snooker and drink pints of John Smiths......................

[mccfluff]

you should of called this the fluffy girlie thread, we'd of left you alone and all the boys would be in here - its a comfort thing for them

[bobjugs12]

We should have called it "The reverse parking and map reading thread"

You ladies would have run a mile

[craft1948]

I am ace at reverse parking............and have satnav.