Bez

[ttfn]

How are things with you bez?

[lindapinda]

You ok Mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

Well both he and my daughter are IT management, but they've killed my sound, waaah!

[ttfn]

I think there must be a small hole in the bottom of this gin bottle - it was a full litre not so long ago, but it is definitely losing its contents steadily - any suggestions anybody?

[Jan1957]

Same as mine ttfn. It's so hot it has evaporated. Either that or the gin fairies have been in.

[ttfn]

No fairies round here Jan so it must be that 'glowball warming' theory again. Not that meteorites normally have that effect on my brandy - must be a peculiarity of gin then. Do you think the juniper berries are reclaiming their essence?

[lindapinda]

Honest question here mams...have you totally lost sound?

[tinkerbell23]

i think that to save waste...you should drink it all fast...or share it with me...with some bitter lemon mmmmm

[Mamyalynne]

Yes I have, but sure she will talk me thru getting it back tomorrow, sorry, you didn`t want me moaning.

[Jan1957]

I would lock all the alcohol in a lead lined cupboard so nothing could get at it. Or you could just send it to me for safe-keeping. I promise I will look after it. Honest!

[ttfn]

Moaning never stopped me from posting mamya! Anyway - call that moaning? Pah! You don't even get on the scoreboard with that entry!! Have you checked your emails mamya?
Tinks - if the gin may call you that - I have mine with a little tonic, no ice but a slice - after 5 drinks I have had my daily fruit/veg quots - that should please my doctor ROFL

[lindapinda]

it sounds like you've lost your sound icon itself...my wee cat managed to erase it from my lappy!!....I googled "sound lost" and used the instructions to reinstate it ;-)

[tinkerbell23]

call me anything u like as long as its nice!!! :0D lol....i love a tonic...alo a russian...i have had some smart comments as to why are u 23 and drink gin but hey i like it!! and i like a slice!! :0D x

[ummmm]

OH NO....another typo tinks :-) x

[ttfn]

Jan, you are a better comedienne than Jo Brand and Victoria Wood put together!!!!!!!
Tinks has the right answer. At a Friday lunch time in the pub nearest work (who needs to walk any further?) a colleague was amazed at the speed with which I downed a double (must have been a bad morning - well, probably) saying to me 'You drank that fast' to which I replied 'Yes, I once had one knocked over'. Can't help myself really.

[tinkerbell23]

awww ummm haha god sake i just think For Funks Sake theres starvation in africa and i feckin forgot a "k" in like.....jesus wept!! lol!! aaaaah theres nothing queerer than folk....

i really want a crisp sandwich..well where im from say a peice & crisps.....hahaha x

[ttfn]

Psssssttttttt Jan - do you think we would get away with claiming to be 23, or is that the number of empties clanging around in our handbags ?

[Jan1957]

I'm going now while I can still type. Don't want to be hounded by "you know who". Goodnight all and thank you for cheering me up after a very bad day. Speak soon, oops is that the right technology.... oh bowlocks who gives a sh1t.

There are some very nice people on here who I really need at the moment. Thanks. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ummmm]

Crisp Sandwich....haven't had one of those for soooooooooo long.

[ummmm]

Night Night Jan xxx

[ttfn]

Nite nite Jan, no hangover tmrw, sweet dreams and ttfn ♥♥