postage......LOL LOL you don´t understand families.
Pregnant woman, gets bigger each month, maybe a mother or even grandparents involved, how much does it weigh, it has it,s mother´s nose, don´t be silly it is Uncle Joe.
All wrapped in swaddling clothes, big p1ss up arranged ( the working classes like big p1ssups)....the Juggernaut is impossible to stop postage.
You should have either gone with the flow or gone on holiday (I would have chosen the latter ;-))