i'm dying

[exarmyparrot]

um someone just broke into my house and cut off all my limbs, has anyone got any suggestions on what i should do?

[seal!]

well, what you need to do, is lie there and wait, then after a wile, all the pain will be over.

[exarmyparrot]

wow thanks, who needs a doctor when you get much better advice from the friendly people here at AB

[outaboutnowt]

Pull yourself together!

[Romeo]

You must be feeling really cut up.  Never mind - quit while you're a head :-D

[tigga]

just carry on @rsing around for a while.

[Clanad]

I hope you have clean underwear and socks on like your Mom warned you...

[rod]

hope you are allright.best take painkiller and tell dog to sit.

[Sammy Snake]

Wow, how did you manage to type your question?

[KittyGlitter]

Uh oh, I think this site is turning into www.endlessagony.com!!