She has just lied to me.

[Sqad]

I asked my wife as to what colour bra she is wearing and she told me that it was white.

I have just noticed that it is caramel in colour.

Clearly she has lied to me, so do you think that she is having an affair?

Please be honest as I do want to know the truth.

[Sqad]

salla....talking about a good "seeing -to" how did your weekend go with Plaid?

[tamborine]

We know you wont divorce till you find another 'slave'......any Abers volunteering?

[Sqad]

tambo....LOL.

Interviews at the Radisson Hotel, date to be arranged.......married , divorced or widows need only apply.

[craft1948]

well I've no chance............I'd beat him at snooker

[Bbbananas]

Sqad - when I said time of the month - I meant that's often a time when we ladies crave chocolate. And maybe she split some cadbury's flake on her bra when she was practising her fellatio technique (as we girlies do) and then tried to rub it off, then spread it around and, hey presto - caramel coloured brassiere.

And, may I remind you my dearest man, domestic violence is never a subject for humour. Now bend over, and I'm going to thrash the living daylights out of your white quivering buttocks.

[MissNoway.]

Sqad,have you got a pre-nuptial agreement?
If not she'll bleed you dry,and take custedy of all her undies.
And mabye she will be entilted to half of yours also.

[Sqad]

salla....I know you love me really....LOL

Noway...LOL

[caththecrazy]

what puzzles me is why did you want to know what colour her bra was anyway?

Haven't you got anything better to think about? If you spent more time concentrating on your snooker you may improve - lol.

[Sqad]

cathcrazy....I am interested in all aspects of mrs sqad, particularly in underwear. This was so before marriage and has continued since, as he do not want her standards to fall.............LOL..............!!!

Snooker?...just going through a bad phase.

[ummmm]

Admit it Sqad....you're cr@p...!!! :-)

[waterboatman]

How did you know the colour of her bra sqad, were you looking through the window?

[caththecrazy]

Ahh....so how long is this bad phrase of snooker going to last then? - lol

BTW I just text hubby to say I was wearing a red bra and his reply was

It wasn't me that asked!!!

I blame you if he now thinks I'm having an affair.....

[cazzz1975]

yes she is having affairs, all people have affairs, its normal.

[Bbbananas]

I have a purple bra with turquoise embellishment on today. with matching thong (meeting a man for 'lunch'...!)

I wonder if your wife will lie to you today sqad about the shade & hue of her underwear? Two days on the trot certainly would be suspicious....

And pray tell, have you ever actually won a game of snooker by any chance? :-)