She has just lied to me.

[Sqad]

I asked my wife as to what colour bra she is wearing and she told me that it was white.

I have just noticed that it is caramel in colour.

Clearly she has lied to me, so do you think that she is having an affair?

Please be honest as I do want to know the truth.

[ummmm]

Of course she is ;-)

Burns doing well and I'm not going to bother getting it re-dressed today. It's nice and crusty now :-)

[Sqad]

ummm....glad to hear it my love.

[redman41]

No I dont Squad ! Tell her to go to Specsavers as her eyesight is a bit suspect !! lol

[Sqad]

redman....LOL....oh! thank you, I am so relieved.

[Lorzy Lor]

Cheeky! Maybe u should do a further inspection.......

[Sqad]

Lorzy..........just got back from snooker and it is now red.......what is going on ?

[Prescott]

Are3 you sure you haven't seen too many red balls ?

[MissNoway.]

sqad.1 word
DIVORCE

[ThePlayer]

Hmm.......pull down her underwear and spank that @$$,that'll teach her!

[MWB]

She's cheating, sqad.

I saw her just today, going into a roadside motel with a fancyman in tow. He had a surgeons gown on & a whole packet of surgical gloves.

Sorry.

[Sqad]

Prescott.....LOL....no problem seeing them, just potting the bl00dy things.

Miss Noway.....NO......as long as she doesn't do it in an overt manner, than it would be fine with me.

I would miss her too much.

[MissNoway.]

That was your dentist,MWB

[Sqad]

miss noway...LOL

[MWB]

No wonder!

[tamborine]

she needs to use Daz washing powder

[Sqad]

Been thinkin..............if I divorced her, she would be a broken woman and I cannot have that on my conscience for the rest of my life.

I intend to interrogate her and possibly give her a good hiding and providing that she begs for forgiveness I will give her a second chance.

[Bbbananas]

I think she was just a bit liberal with the truth.
for instance - I am sure Mrs S's bra may originally have been white. However it has probably got covered in foundation or fake tan, or been in a wash with turdy-coloured items, or she may have had a chocolate frenzy because it was 'that' time of her month.

so therefore Sqad - it was only a white lie and from that I must deduce that she is not having an affair. OK ?!!

[craft1948]

think carefully sqad................I bet you don't mind borrowing said underwear.........

[Bbbananas]

... but still give her a good seeing-to, cos I have a feeling she might appreciate it.

[Sqad]

craft.....LOL

salla......no, you are wrong.......mrs sqad's underwear is never stained with fake tan etc.

"Time of the month?".......on her bra?...........LOL

At this moment she is in the lounge crying and it is such a pityful site, a grown women crying an begging for forgiveness.

I suppose the bruise on her eye will settle.