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Would you be a egg or sperm donor?
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Their is a drastic shortage of these donors in this country
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Stop being so sensible about it. Grrrrrrr
When I went for the pre-op check-up the doc told me i'd need to shave downstairs. A mate of my wife was a beautician and she advised shaving it once a week till the op so that I didn't get shaving rash. Come the day of the op I walk in with my dangleberry's looking like an 8 year olds. Lying on the table the doc looks up at me and says "Mr Bobjugs, that is a fantastic job you did down there shaving. You only needed to do a litle bit, but you are obviously very keen." he then called over the anethetist and scrub nurse to have a look at my rapidly shrinking knackers. By the time he'd stopped showing off the shrivelled pink thing to other medical staff, passers by, and random strangers via a webcam my c0ck had shrunk so much you could have fitted in a thimble with enough space left over for your finger!!
He then had the nerve to stick a needle directly into my testicle. Then once he'd peeled me off the ceiling, stick another needle into my other testicle. And you women say childbirth is painful!!
When I went for the pre-op check-up the doc told me i'd need to shave downstairs. A mate of my wife was a beautician and she advised shaving it once a week till the op so that I didn't get shaving rash. Come the day of the op I walk in with my dangleberry's looking like an 8 year olds. Lying on the table the doc looks up at me and says "Mr Bobjugs, that is a fantastic job you did down there shaving. You only needed to do a litle bit, but you are obviously very keen." he then called over the anethetist and scrub nurse to have a look at my rapidly shrinking knackers. By the time he'd stopped showing off the shrivelled pink thing to other medical staff, passers by, and random strangers via a webcam my c0ck had shrunk so much you could have fitted in a thimble with enough space left over for your finger!!
He then had the nerve to stick a needle directly into my testicle. Then once he'd peeled me off the ceiling, stick another needle into my other testicle. And you women say childbirth is painful!!
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