HELP! My watermelons alive!

[Ditzymarie21]

Hiya, earlier I bought a watermelon from the market and put it on the floor when I got home and noticed it rocking slightly which was strange as the house was quiet and no sign of any music or large vehicles or anything and the floor is level as I checked with my boyfriends spirit level to check I wasn't going mad! so I pushed it with the mop to inspect the outside to make sure a family of wasps, rats or voles haven't somehow got in but there are no marks whatsoever on the outside. I picked it up and immediately dropped it into the laundry basket as there was definitely an angry humming and rattling noise coming from inside the watermelon. I've now taken it out to the far side of the garden in fear in case something breaks out of it. My friend is coming over and wants to put a video camera on it, chop it with an axe and run but I'm not so sure as if there are creatures inside from other lands and we let them loose on the countryside who knows what kind of ecological mess we could cause so my question is what to do? Call the police, zooologists? What would you do?

[Mamyalynne]

Every time this comes into latest posts, I am here like a shot to think that at least we know!! Dashed again LOL

[Arksided]

It's really quite sad but ive subscribed to this thread such is my curiosity.

[McMouse]

Aluminium foil hats everyone........they're out there and they breed.

[Ratty2E]

Exactly, me too. I keep telling myself to forget it, it was just a wind up. But I still want her to come back and finish the story

[Hopkirk]

Stop checking this thread and tune into Sky News.

This has got to develop into a national news story, surely.

[AB Editor]

I think it was one of these:

[NoMercy]

Are you being mysterious too, ED?

[mccfluff]

its unfair to keep us in suspenders

[Hopkirk]

I think I have solved it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq9QJVKR_1Q

[marval]

Or she has turned into one of these.

http://www.fugly.com/...goober-melonhead.html

[jno]

goodness, is that baby eating watermelon or baby-eating watermelon?

[McMouse]

http://hubpages.com/h...atermelon-sculptures#

This what she's got.

[marval]

That is clever.

or this

http://www.fugly.com/.../17405/melon-art.html

[bushbaby_de]

I've just read this whole thread and can't believe there isn't an answer to what was in the watermelon!! What was it????

[islasmum]

I do hope that OP will update soon - I really want to know - just hope that it isn't a wind-up!

[beattie819]

Its mollykins........

[marval]

I mthink Mollykins posts on another site now.

[Arksided]

Having just looked at Ditzymarie21s' User profile although still 'active' She was only on the site for an hour last Friday, so I fear that this will remain a baffling mystery.

[islasmum]

Or maybe the watermelon got her.................?