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Who invented parsnips and will they outlive man?
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It was actually Dr. Alban. He also invented the wigwam, roads and monkey-bar-ing. They were discovered by accident while trying to make an actual clown. Contrary to popular beleif parsnips are porous, I bet all you faces are pretty red now. I MUST POINT OUT NOW 12 parsnips can not and must not be balanced on each other in a tower formation. The jury is still out whether they will outlive man, I dunna care I've got Luke Skywalker in stormtrooper outfit so swivel.
If you measure the number of chromosones contained in a parsnip and a man every year since the second world war in 1983, you'll see that mans chromosones are depleting at a quickerererer rate, therefore parsnips will survive longer unless we have a harsh winter, but parsnip crisps are self embalming
The name parsnip actually came from america. Not long after the vegetables discovery, when filming a television series a blooper occured, much loved by Dennis Norden, that exposed Rosanne Barr's hangers. From that day forward the srivelled wrinkly long pale vegetable was likened to that of Barr's nip.
Why the B was dropped for a P is never really understood it is thought by the Oxford English dictionary that Snoop Doggy Dogg just did it for a laugh really.
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