@ lofty - I could say the same -
A crumbly, hand made, all-butter pastry shell, blind-baked and filled with steamed, home-grown baby leeks, a chiffonade of home-grown spinach sauteed in butter, a fillet of steamed, undyed smoked haddock, flaked, all baked at a very low temperature (to prevent curdling), under a savoury custard of fresh double cream, free range eggs and organic milk, caressed together with a mixture of Grandma Singleton's Lancashire and organic Double Gloucester cheeses. Served with great pleasure and a portion of baby new potatoes, cooked until soft, then dressed with a simple dressing of organic sunflower oil, white wine vinegar (Dufrais) and Maille Dijon mustard whilst still warm and finished with chopped cherry tomatoes and a handful of fresh garden tarragon from the potager outside on my terrace.
Or I could just say, I made a very nice smoked fish, leek and spinach tart.
Not the only one who can cook. I'm trained, you know...