Dear candidate No. 1 (Bobbyx)
2/3/4: You must personally provide a 24/7 monitoring / answering service. You don�t have to answer all calls, but you must be seen to take them all.
6: Your body is your physical extension, it�s what you use to bump into things with. Your mind is your consciousness, it�s what you use to consider the input from your sensors and to have abstract and philosophical reflection. That just leaves the set of stuff that includes your personality, your sense of self (of the �inner person�), your character, your predisposition to act in a certain ways, the inner bit of you that feels satisfaction. You would need a collective noun for that stuff. How about if we called that �soul�? (Just for argument�s sake). I like to think that my dog has a soul.
7.Sorry. Now that we know what evil is, we could do without it and have good only.
9 & 10: These were actually pre-requisite conditions and their absence from the manifesto really lets you down.
11. Ooooooooooooooohhhh � this is the killer!! You have assumed that I am dishonest and are tempting me to indulge in naughtiness.
Unfortunately, you have failed the aptitude test. The board recognised that you may have some decent ideas and personal qualities and would like you to re-apply for the post in about AD4008. Meanwhile, the board wish you good fortune in any other venture that you engage in in the meantime.