My Wife!!

[Voltage]

The wife said my penis reminded her of a supermarket.

I said "because it's well stocked and supplies your every need?"

She replied "No because its Lidl"

[zebo]

Tell her to Wait Rose, I'll come along soon.

[Chipchopper]

Are you selling yourself short?

[albaqwerty]

she asda be a weird woman

[Voltage]

I call it tesco. .every little helps ;-)

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Eleena]

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