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Thanks everyone, especially Retrocop. So, I will decide when I need to wear a face mask or not. But if some jumped-up busybody p-o-lice-man should assume powers that are not even enacted in law & tries to ask me my name and address I will say, "Oi, expletive deleted, NO" - and refuse. So, he then arrests me (or she or some transgender pronoun these days I assume) - and I flat refuse to give any details at the station. Do they have to keep me locked in a cell indefinitely to wear me down? I think there are time-limits, but how will they charge me if they can't get my address or name? If they let me go, how can they reach me? I guess they can't, I guess they won't, I guess they're stuck. That's why I know the Force is out of luck, fool! (enough with the Coolio lyrics already).
So how do they fine or enforce a fine against someone who keeps schtum and will not give any personal details? What they gonna do? Follow me home? Like, yeah, they got the resources to do that! I guess they could follow me via CCTV all the way home, but by now I will be wearing a mask - and maybe even a burqa.
Things have changed so much. I used to watch Dixon of Dock Green with my Gran and Grandad. Our family loved the police. They could do no wrong. 'Bent copper' was an oxymoron. Now though I detest them. They fail to solve most crime. They waste time on pathetic trifling matters. Even when they do occasionally solve something - it's only because someone in a political position was the victim or knows someone who knows someone who really would like that particular crime solved. So, from respect an awe for those lovely, trustworthy, dependable police officers of my youth - now I see huge fat overweight louts - sometimes with tattoos. Whose side are they really on? Are they getting their pay supplemented by criminals? That would explain loads. So no, I will not co-operate, and no, I have never been in trouble or arrested or anything (unless parking tickets count?) - but I am seriously thinking about an apprenticeship as a criminal - if anyone has any criminal contacts with a vacancy -let me know (my preference is for bank robbery - not old-school but using that hacksaw or hacking method- or whatever these computer boffins call it - I do have computer skills - I know how to turn it on and off and to log into Answerbank). But I digress - just how what do police do with someone whose details they cannot find? Actually, maybe don't answer that - now I know why Black Mariahs all have tinted windows.