Favourite Funny Lines In Films.

[William51]

One of my favourite funny lines is in a Mae West film. " It is not about the men in my life, but the life in my men ". Priceless. Other good ones?.

[ToraToraTora]

this is a great line from Die Hard:

[Togo]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room."

Sellers in Dr Strangelove.

[Tuvok]

Badges? - we don’t need no stinkin’ badges

See its washing off

youtu.be/e1lyNt5km8U

In fact the whole script of Blazing Saddles.

[EdmundD]

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious and don't call me Shirley"

[lankeela]

Lois Lane when Superman catches her falling from the helicopter 'don't worry miss I've got you - you've got me, who's got you?

[lankeela]

[windywillow]

"I'm desperate, Dan".

Said by Gizza Job, Yosser Hughes in Boys from the Black Stuff.

Not a film, but a funny line that springs to mind.

[Atheist]

"Yeah..but this one goes up to eleven."

[ToraToraTora]

who can forget:"....That's a knife!"

[Ken4155]

"It's just a flesh wound"

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=monty+python+holy+grail+just+a+flesh+wound+youtube&;view=detail&mid=A5D29254D1F214B8D5F3A5D29254D1F214B8D5F3&FORM=VIRE

[EdmundD]

"I fart in your general direction...."

[davebro]

Nice Beaver!

[bhg481]

I can't believe this thread has been running all day without somebody mentioning Michael Caine in The Italian Job.

[jollyroger66]

[Khandro]

On reading out loud the profile of a suspect;

"Age 35, married, one child, ................well that didn't work out so they divorced & he married an adult ! ".

George Kennedy as Captain Ed. in 'The Naked Gun'.

[ynnafymmi]

What about "what larks,Pip,what larks",Joe Gargery in Great Expectations.A laughing moment and a greeting(crying)moment at the same time.Magic.

[maggiebee]

“Face it, girls. I’m older and I have more insurance.” (Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes)

[Togo]

I can't swim? ... Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya.

[mouseymick]

From before .. “Nice Beaver” .. “Thank you, I’ve just had it stuffed”.