Favourite Funny Lines In Films.

[William51]

One of my favourite funny lines is in a Mae West film. " It is not about the men in my life, but the life in my men ". Priceless. Other good ones?.

[Zacs-Master]

“I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.”

[davebro]

Nobody's perfect (Some like it hot)

[piggynose]

" is that all he said?" Taken from lost in translation.

[piggynose]

"I'll have what she's having" taken from when Harry met Sally.

[mallyh]

I've seen better tennis players in a tampon advert ......from bridesmaids

[tiggerblue10]

Nicholas: It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner.

Danny: He's not Judge Judy, an Executioner.

[Ringlet]

My favourite that I

[Ringlet]

Sorry, made a mess of my first attempt to post.
My favourite that I often quote is

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" from the film Airplane.

[ToraToraTora]

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" - Bones McCoy in several films + episodes.

[ToraToraTora]

After leaving the Alien space ship in Independence day.
Hiller: "..Elvis is has LEFT the building"
Levinson: "...well thangu very mush"
Watch it again, most people don't notice the second bit...

[davebro]

There is no sanity clause.

[ladybirder]

Man standing behind woman in the queue at a supermarket checkout.

Her: "I didn't think I was rude".
Him: "Then you must be from New York".

Can anyone remember which film that was from?

[ladybirder]

Ah! Terms of Endearment. I didn't get it quite right but it's still funny to me.

[mouseymick]

“When I turned my back the little *** shot me in the ***” (Blazing Saddles) ……..
“Nice knockers !” …. “Well thank you doctor” (Young Frankenstein)

[barry1010]

"Walk this way"
Young Frankenstein

[mouseymick]

“Daddy my hat just blew off” ….. “A pity your goddam head wasn’t in it” ~ from the same sherif who could not believe “ that you came from my loins boy. As soon as I get home …. “

[Ken4155]

"Hump, what hump?" Young Frankenstein.

[Chipchopper]

The jacks gone up me 'ay wain -Minder.

Is there two LL's in *** or one ? - Boon.

[ToraToraTora]

"Can't you see that man is a Ni...." - Blazing saddles.

[mouseymick]

“It’s twue , it’s twue “ (Blazing Saddles again