I can't get a song out of my head, it's got alot of heavy breathing in it and words like "nearly there", and ends with "that is the last time I ride my ride up this hill", or something like that.
co-incidentally this came up a week or two back. I'm fairly sure that it was by DJ Chris Hill, and was the "B" side of one of his 2 "Rentasanta" christmas records.