How Would You Like To Be Transported On Your Final Journey?

[ToraToraTora]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-23928456

[sp1814]

Tied to a dirty great big rocket aimed at the Westboro Baptist Church.

[Quizmonster]

I'm pretty certain my actual last journey will be exactly as I have requested it; namely, drifting gently down-river in the form of a multitude of ash-particles through the beautiful tree-lined landscape of my childhood years.

[andy-hughes]

My ashes will be scattered across the front lawn of Barlaston Hall - it has significant memories for me.

[Old_Geezer]

Unsure I care much, although I'd like to think my corpse was treated with respect in death, since there seems less & less of it about in life.

[woofgang]

I don't care but my Mum had what she wanted, a wicker coffin and a barbie pink hearse.

[weecalf]

in a 2056 hearse please

[douglas9401]

In a van, to a laboratory where young doctors can fiddle about with my giblets to their hearts content.
Anything left over can be used for sausages. :)

[wolf63]

douglas ~ I believe that is how they come by Haggis, or does it just taste like that

[douglas9401]

Heart
Anus
Gonad
Gristle
Ileum
Spleen

Indeed wolf63. Waste not, want not.

[youngmafbog]

I'm off to the local medical teaching unit or research, once they have harvested anything of any use.

I have always liked to think my skeleton will be carted round the pubs during rag week.

Any rubbish left, just chuck it in the wheelie bin.

[ludwig]

I work for a supermarket so I wouldn't mind being pushed there in a shopping trolley.

[atalanta]

As I think I have said here before, I hope my sons smuggle my remains onto a cross-channel ferry in a wheelchair so they can tip me over the side while nobody's looking, to save the ridiculous cost of funeral/ceremony/burial/cremation.

[daffy654]

I wanted to be left out for the dustbin men but oh said it might traumatise them. I have now asked my loved ones to arrange a very low cost, non religious, eco funeral involving a cardboard coffin buried in a memorial woodland setting.