Upskirting Objection

[fender62]

why oh why, would he object to this bill, unless he's erm into it, very odd
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/975198/Christopher-chope-upskirting-twitter-what-is-upskirting-gina-martin

[douglas9401]

Tangentially, when is the BBQ due to start, guests must be peckish by now.

[kvalidir]

10.00 o clock Douglas, want some?

[douglas9401]

Only if there's meat, ta. Drink anything though.

[-Talbot-]

ah...Kval is the Wealdstone Raider

[kvalidir]

Good man, how about Bailey's from a shoe? (Mighty Boosh reference) x

[237SJ]

What a nasty comment at 20.22

[kvalidir]

I just googled him Talbot he's awesome, yeah I'll be him x

[Jackdaw33]

'I object?' Surprised he didn't say, 'Up yours, Missus!'

[douglas9401]

I follow an altogether different Gregg(s), shoes, no problemo. :-)

[kvalidir]

Eh Douglas, you fuzzy little man peach you! x

[Sqad]

How would a complainant get evidence for a successful prosecution of "upskirting.?

[kvalidir]

Picture of their bum on someone's phone if they were caught actually doing it? I must say if I caught anyone doing that to me I'd simply kick their teeth out, but I do think it would help if it was a specific offence.

[237SJ]

Witnesses Sqad

[Jackdaw33]

//How would a complainant get evidence for a successful prosecution of "upskirting.?\\

Because her knickers or her 'toosh' would be all over Facebook.

[Sqad]

O.K...but how would you know which "bum" the picture was portraying,as all the crotches i have seen, there were no time, date and name of owner.
If you caught the "blighter" he would deny it and it would be his word against yours.

[douglas9401]

Sqad, a crack team of law enforcers would be seconded from their duties in dealing with ethnically unique caravan dwellers and thieves to take the alleged offending photographic device into police contol thereby ensuring the preservation of evidence and no sore face from battling a protected species.

[Jackdaw33]

Good point, Sqad. One for the Supreme Court to rule on I think.

[Sqad]

LOL...sounds dodgy to me.

[237SJ]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/85667335/first-class-passenger-arrested-for-recording-inflight-upskirt-video-of-flight-attendant

[Sqad]

237.....but that makes my point....it is "alleged" and he said that he didn't have a phone.........so it is her word against his.
Where is the evidence?