Benefits Of Brexit?

[Playbill]

Can anyone give some illustrations of what benefits Brexit - with and without a deal - the average British citizen will hopefully notice and enjoy when it goes ahead?

[vetuste_ennemi]

20:12

God Almighty, she's been replaced by a clone. Stepford wife stuff, innit. Look inside the head or the stomach and you'll find that the biological bits have been replaced by tiny whirring things.

[naomi24]

Gin?

[Old_Geezer]

And no answer worth the title from Zacs as he continues to make out he doesn't know what freedom from external control is and needs guidance. It fools no one.

[Zacs-Master]

When the internal controllers are being roundly criticised by leave voters, it makes the external controllers look like a hyper efficient organisation.
I simply can’t get my head around the severe daily criticism of our government / parliament and the headlong rush to have them as our financial & social guardians.

[THELOONYCORBYN]

"We can all (hopefully) grow our own food in allotments and enjoy the Dunkirk spirit so far denied to our generation.
We won't have to worry about trying to learn to spell difficult Eastern European names anymore- within a generation everyone could be called Smith, Jones, Harris and Briggs again- good old easy to spell names like that.
English plumbers and their Sunday rates will once again reign supreme. Hoorah!
We can have natty proper British blue passports like in the good old days ( Made in France and Holland)
All of the long term sick will die from medicine shortages thus making Britain one of the most healthy countries in the world (eventually).
How many more did you want? :/"

and you can back all of those silly childish little statements up with proof positive I take it.....didnt think so...just spouting the same as all the other traitor remainers as a scare tactic because you want to see our country given away to foreign control and turned into a province in the empire and wont abide by a democratic and legal vote that you lost, so resort to scare tactics...but proroguing parliament is called an "affront to democracy" a "dictatorship" blah blah...oh the irony

[Zacs-Master]

I’ve just heard Boris Johnson has announced he has prorogued the weekend and we now go straight to Monday.

[Spicerack]

Calicogirl //We can all (hopefully) grow our own food in allotments//

Look on the bright side, Cali. You can reopen the orangerie.
Of course, you'll have to move the HQ of the revolution to the dovecote or rotunda or whatever.

[spathiphyllum]

There is no where near enough room for us all to have an allotment.

[Old_Geezer]

One needs one's own government to regain all control whilst the opportunity is there, then we can start to fix flaws in our own system of government. No point in letting the opportunity to correct previous parliamentary errors of "judgement" slip by.

[Zacs-Master]

You really truly and honestly believe that there will be a sea-change in the way MPs handle our affairs, OG? Not for the next 30/40/50 years at least.

Come on, keep it real.

[1ozzy]

Why keep it real?

This is better than any book I've read.

Hopefully more instalments to come.

[Zacs-Master]

1ozzy, what’s your Govt like compared to ours? Same issues or a paragon of justice, freedom and order?
That’s not a sarcastic question. I’m genuinely interested.

[1ozzy]

Mate! they couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery.
They do supply some comic moments and occasionally impress.

It's nice being a bit player on the global scene, less publicity ;-)

[Zacs-Master]

Haaaa! Thought so.

[bainbrig]

Hello playbill.

It is a REAL pleasure to ‘meet’ you, mate.

Not only have you got them at sixes and sevens, and snarling (I do like them snarling), but no *** has really attempted to answer your question.

And neither will I.

Except to say “Just wait till Brexit happens and all these barmy Brexiteers start wailing because Johnny Foreigner HASN’T gone home” (which as you know was their main reason for voting Brexit).

Laugh? Don’t make me...
BillB

[Spicerack]

Playbill has already said we voted Brexit for financial reasons, BB. Do try and keep up.

[Old_Geezer]

It won't with that attitude Zacs.

[Gromit]

It will give every man, woman and child the opportunity to eat chlorinated chicken. People should have a choice if they want to eat chlorinated chicken, the should not be forbidden from eating this North American delicacy by some unelected garlic breathed dictator.

[Old_Geezer]

Or more to the point, it'll allow the people's government to decide for ourselves whether to accept or reject chlorinated chicken standards rather than be told what we must do.

[bainbrig]

Earlier, someone wrote “Just wait till Brexit happens and all these barmy Brexiteers start wailing because Johnny Foreigner HASN’T gone home” (which as you know was their main reason for voting Brexit).”

Seems a pretty sound comment to me!