I heard the French Border Patrol, having been pretty useless in previous months, pulled in an inflatable on their side of the duck pond, the conversation being 'Allo Allo, qu'avons-nous ici (what do we have here), des immigrants?
"Non, non..... nous sommes des camionneurs français essayant de rentrer à la maison pour Noël (No - we're French truck drivers trying to get home for Christmas)
Macron shot himself in the foot - 80% of the drivers were EU based, most of them French followed by Poles..... Apparently Merkel gave him the one-two over this.