NJ - // ... (and nor is the idea of giving £280 – plus booking fee, natch to Farmer Giles to squat in his field). //
Just to be clear - if your 'Farmer Giles' comment refers to Michael Eavis, then you are in error.
The ticket prices reflect the sheer size and logistical enterprise that is Glastonbury.
Contrary to the impression given by the BBC, the festival is not just The Pyramid Stage and 'The Other Stage'. There are over one hundred individual performance arenas, all with individual marquees, lighting and sound, and the festival now covers an area the size of the city of Bath.
If you work out the cost of building and dismantling the site, renting additional fields from the farms either side, and accommodating 100,000 people for five days, providing water and sewage, and clearing up after them, it makes the price look a lot more reasonable.
And to be absolutely clear, all acts appear for a fraction of their usual performance fees, and once the costs have been dealt with, all the profit - that is ALL the profit, is shared out among the festival's designated charities, including Oxfam and Water Aid.
'Farmer Giles' does not make a penny from the festival personally, his income is derived from his working dairy farm what is what the site is for the rest of the year.
Mr Eavis keeps no cash reserves year to year to fund the festival.
If Glastonbury does not sell out, the financial balance is so critical, that Mr Eavis would actually got bankrupt and lose Worthy Farm, which has been his family home for four generations.
In 2010, when the radical decision to book Jay-Zee as headliner was taken, and it looked like the festival may not sell out, Mr Eavis lost a stone in weight in two weeks with stress, worrying about keeping his home and business.
So no, they don't pay to 'squat in Farmer Giles' field'.
Happy to straighten out that popular misconception.