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London Violence
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Anyone here happy they don't live in our wonderful capital.
Notice anything.
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Yeah just ( June)
door opens and brindle runs out ( it is a dog) and then a dishevelled woman lands at the door - chucked down the stairs and lands in a heap. She says - " He will kill me"
I dial 999 with my big biscuit barrel fingers and when I look up, there is a naked man standing over her.....
Hello girl darn da nick says - can you describe the man and I say " It is a man and he doesnt have any clothes on"
A fella drew a knife in a pub ( where I was - perhaps it was a dream) just to "show someone" and punters started jumping out of the windows
ground floor
the throng splits ( plenty quick) like the wind splitting the corn in a field - which how you know where the knife is. should you um be interested
oh, I took a knife off a man trying to stab a third fella in 1985. I wrote to the chief gaoler at strangways to thank him for his solid year's teaching of jailers-tricks and told him they worked. He had said i wd probably use them just once.
I think Naomis' crushing one liner on that one, was " no you didnt"
I was not present for this one
but the word on the street was better
two paid gun men went into the Brass Handles. They were disarmed by the drinkers there. And then they were shot, and left on the grass ( large area) outside.
All the clientele dispersed and rang up cronies to take their places. The CCTV was 'lost'
when the police arrived and said - "there are two dead bodies outside"
the publican replied - "are there ? by golly so there are ! No one here heard a thing." we cant explain it officer
Ooooh look, they do have violence in Bristol!!!
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