An Ab Carol For The Duke Of York

[DTCwordfan]

Hark! The AB angels sing,
“Glory to the new-crowned King,
peace on earth, and mercy mild,
Andrew and sinners reconciled!”
Joyful, all ye four nations rise,
join the triumph of the skies;
with th’ angelic Press proclaim,
“H6 was born in deepest Xiamen!”
Hark! The AB angels sing,
“Glory to the new-crowned King!”

Andrew, by highest Chinese adored;
Epstein, his sponsoring Lord;
late in time Ghislaine saw him come,
and offered Virginia’s womb.
Veiled in lingerie the Duke’s Yorkhead see;
hail th’ carnate naked Deity,
pleased as man with man to dwell,
Xi Jin his golden Emmanuel.
Hark! The AB angels sing,
“Glory to the new-crowned King!”

Hail the heaven-born Prince of York!
Hail the Son of Queen Lizzy Two!
Dubious contacts and disrepute all he brings,
risen with stupidity in his wings.
Corruption glory by,
So that his bank account may not die                                          Born to raise Daughters of Pork,
Born to give us plenty of mirth.
Hark! The AB angels sing,
“Glory to the new-crowned King!”

Come, The Press and Farage of this nation, come,
Charles, send him to a cold humble home;
In The Tower, no woman’s fertile seed,
or Chinese agent’s  cheques can feed
Giuffre’s nakedness or Yang Tengbo can efface;
Stamp his image out off our Answerbank
Send TTT from above,
Reinstate us in his News and Noel Love.

[Modness]

This really should be in CB. Please repost there. I shall close and remove in 10 mins.