Viable theory or not.

[##Wardy##]

It has just been mentioned to me that Al-Qaeda could be behind the Suffolk murders. Initially, I thought of it as hogwash but the more i think about it............................

1) They have picked on London already and Suffolk is not too far away.

2) Suffolk has a small police force so detection would be initially harder.

3) It has crippled their Police force (and hence digging at our national economy)

4) It has made many Britons feel scared just before our major Christian festival.

5) Islam is vehemently against prostitution

6) 5 non-muslims have died.

7) The biggest news story since the London Underground attacks, hence media coverage.

8) Al-Qaeda are quite mad.

Any comments?

[WaldoMcFroog]

I'm entirely confident that partyanimal's bum won't be on the menu in this dimension, Crete.

[jump79]

Also strange is how these murders have all happened around the same time as Diana's trial reopened ... I think your theory is too simple. I think it was the M16 that bribed AlQaeda to do it.

[whiffey]

jump, this is an evening of extraordinary coincidences, because I have just seen your theroy too. Yes, it is likely that MI6 are involved too.

[Ctrak]

So are the police bribed not to find out the killer, or will they be silenced when they uncover MI6? Or will MI6 start killing police officers or even random people to cover their tracks?

All of this still isn't explaining though: why Ipswich?

[whiffey]

Ipswich is strategically placed on the River Orwell, an historic invasion estuary. It is desperately close to Felixstowe, and there are dotted lines on the map leading to places abroad where English is not spoken,

[Theland]

Our cats are behaving rather strangely this evening. Could this be a clue, given the sensitivity of animals?

[johnlambert]

##wardy##
in a previous life when you were known as Ward-Minter, (before you were banned for being offensive) you mentioned that you were a gardener living in Ipswich, now, bearing in mind that:
1) You are a saddo

2) You have never had a girlfriend

3) You are unlikely to ever form a "normal" relationship

4) You are a self confessed liar
I was wondering, where were you when these crimes were carried out?
What were you doing?
can anyone prove where you were? (answerbanking does not count).

[pianoman81]

ha ha ha ha ha ha, lamberts reply.

[ummmm]

John, please.

[pianoman81]

anyway, i think al qaeda have more important issues to hand and im sure some working girls in ipswich are far from their agenda.
if it is proven i will join waldo.

[ummmm]

Both you and Daisy are starting to look like stalker fools...half the people on here haven't a clue what your on about!!!

[Ctrak]

Y'see, you conservatives and your need for a big scary enemy behind things...gets you nowhere.

THEY would sort it out immediately...maybe I should set it up as a real organisation.

[johnlambert]

ummmm
That "man" has wished cancer on my wife and 3 year old son, he has wished sudden infant death syndrome on my 4 month old baby, now, I am not the kind of person who finds that very funny, in fact, I take it personally, and if that makes me look like a "stalker" then tough, trust me, being "stalked" on a chat forum is nothing to what would happen if I ever bumped into that sad little individual in the real world.
The fact that he calls other ABers disgusting names and accusses them of other unmentionable acts is for that individual to deal with, however, I agree with daisy and others who have said that anyone who replys "oh, thats just wardy" or who defends him, is as bad as he is.

[claireybear]

I have a theory about the prostitute murders that has been forming in my head for a while.

I read a book about some guys that met each other in Cyberspace and fantasized about killing people etc. They formed a online club type thing where they had names for each other and it became a game for them.

Could it be that these murders have been committed by idiots who have been building each other up to murder and now it has happened???

[magicbeatle]

Hi Wardy,
I wouldnt believe everything you are told. These murders are sexually motivated, not political. Whoever is doing it, hates prostitutes for whatever reason. While it may be extremely rare for murders of this kind to happen so close in duration to each other it is not unheard of. In 1888, Jack the Ripper killed five prostitutes in the space of about 2 months. And he was definately not Al-Qaeda. These murders have occured about five weeks apart. It is just in the space of ten days that they were all found.
Hope they catch the Bas*ard soon!

[prattler]

the fact is, this maniac doesnt just hate 'prostitutes', who are women and obviously fulfilling a service for guys with good jobs who can afford paying for sex.he hates women in general, and prostitutes are an easy target.a man would be more inclined to hate any woman, prostitutes actually shouldnt actually be a threat, they give it up, albeit for a price.its 'women' full stop.prostitutes are easy to project this hatred onto, and sickos like this have big issues, dont neeed a psychology degree to work it out.i am fed up hearing this prostitute-hating thing-its ********!they put themselves at the frontline where sickos are concerned. i agree.but they are only easy fodder for the sick ******** who exist out there who want to beat women up.its called ' projection'.i for one think there is more than one of them involved here, its not a normal serial killer.5 times in 6 weeks.they couldnt get away with just picking any old middle class girl off the street and get away with their spree for so long.like someone else mentioned, the police werent event interested till 2 bodies had been found and they could work towards their promotion -these girls were just scum before that to them beofer ITN et al got involved!