Naturist jailed for sexual assault

[daffy654]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/ herts/7010406.stm

I don't know about anyone else but if I knocked on the door of a house and the householder answered it naked then I would be legging it as fast as my legs could carry me in the opposite direction. Why on earth did the woman in this case enter the house??? I think 27 months in prison is a bit harsh for this crime when rapists and child abusers get let off with cautions and fines sometimes.

[China Doll]

That's a very strange question Rev, why do you ask?

I'm presuming I don't remember how I got there?

[Reverandfunk]

China play along and just say no

[China Doll]

Oh. But my answer is yes.

Oookay..........

Erm, 'no.'

[Reverandfunk]

fancy coming camping?

lol

[China Doll]

I get all the best offers!

[Reverandfunk]

Can you get to stoke china?

[China Doll]

Erm... Yes.

But it is past the watford gap and that's out of my comfort zone.

[Reverandfunk]

I actually live in Brum but stoke is where the back of the queue is lol

[China Doll]

Ah.

Thanks once again for the offer.

I'll bear it in mind next time rubbing salt in to my own eye after rinsing them with lemon juice looses its appeal in comparrison! ;0P

[sp1814]

Sounds like a very strange story...something is not quite right with the facts.

I've spent years knocking on strangers doors after a night out, and not one single naturist and this girl strikes gold in her first attempt?

Actually, that's a very facile response.

I would guess that at the very least, the victim must've had some kind of learning difficulties, or be in some way vulnerable.

Most people would have the good sense to get away from him....unless he was dead fit. You can't tell from the photo.

[Reverandfunk]

china u know I was only kidding ;-)

We can go camping and you can ride pillion on my scooter lol

[Reverandfunk]

When I was young I used to knock on a door regularly and a dirty naked man always used to answer in a state of arousal.

Then my mum stopped sending me to nursery school....

[China Doll]

I think Daffy might be wondering where their thread went lads.

I've had so many offers today it would be rude to choose only one so I'll choose none.

And yes, I know you're joking. No fences taken.

[daffy654]

I'm finding it quite amusing China...lol,

I did wonder as well whether the woman might have a learning disability. The story does seem a bit light on information but that is probably to protect the victim.I can't believe this man's wife defended his behaviour and is standing by him though. If it were my man he would be out on his ear minus an important part of his anatomy!!!

[Goodsoulette]

You would think most people would have the sense to run away, Im not one of those sensible ones lol.

After a night out I bumped into my neighbours. A couple of marines, who invited me bck to theirs for a drink. This was a frequent thing and nothing to worry about at all.

We were all drinking downstairs when one of them claimed the sound system was better in his bedroom so we should all go up there. So we went up and then he started dancing around in what he deemed a very funny mock lapdancing style. So this made me want to leave because I was just so uncomfortable but I thought I'll leave it a couple of minutes, because I dont want them to think Im leaving cos hes thrusting his bum in my face.

The next minutes hes taken his tshirt and jeans off and again I didn't want to get up straight away cos I didn't want them to think I was leaving cos he was taking his clothes off.

Then off came his underwear and I was thinking about leaving in a minute because, again, I didnt want them to think I was leaving cos he was naked until Id had enough of the teabagging and didn't care why they thought I was leaving.

To make matters worse, he came into my work the next day with a bunch of his mates and told them all it was me dancing round naked the night before.